Josh Keel

Space cowboy, love gangster, sometimes called Patrick.

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Sometimes I make lights go blinky blinky

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The vibe this weekend is "how did 30 get here so fast" feat. part of one of @nicketysplits
playlists from back in the day

Feel free to recommend anything I've forgotten

https://t.co/sYyeWDsyLn

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I don't make films, but if I did, they'd have a samurai.

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I've always known Tom Morello was an absolutely ridiculous guitar player with this awesome style, but I've never just sat down and listened to the Rage Against The Machine days. It slaps dude

https://t.co/pungNvKuvr

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My job is weird. One minute, I'm unloading a truck from a corporate show to get ready for working with the Oak Ridge Boys. 3 hours later, I'm setting up for a two-day dance competition we just got called to do. Also, there's a church speaker demo going on? Oh, and a musical

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Can we talk about how hard Mammia Mia would go as a rock song real quick?

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New Christmas music discovery courtesy of tooth pain, a need for shampoo, and Chili's radio.

https://t.co/9sIMBaqQJw

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Wildwood is great for music listeners if you want to challenge yourself on how well you know popular bass lines. Sometimes, kick and snare will make an appearance.

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I'm just now learning that Bluey has absolutely nothing to do with Blue's Clues. I feel betrayed

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@tacobell @tacobellcare Also, it's definitely a management issue because it's a different drive-thru attendant every time. Some of them do it, some of them don't.

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@tacobell @tacobellcare Hey, Taco Bell. The Muscle Shoals, AL location doesn't have good drive-thru times. They're just holding us at the drive-thru station until they get the person in front of us their order so the entire process actually takes longer but looks good on paper.

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I think I'm feeling a mariachi music phase coming on.

Maybe it's just the margarita and queso

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Apparently, the weekend in history that Jimmy Buffett died is the same weekend all the Coke icee machines died

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Mother, mother ocean, I have heard you call. I wanted to sail upon your waters since I was three feet tall.

Rest in peace, Jimmy.

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@XboxSupport @Xbox hey, how do I make my entire homepage not an ad for GamePass and buying things? I was excited for this new UI update and now I can't find anything under all the "buy this! Play this!" crap I have to sift through on my homepage.

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Volume 2 of this season of the Witcher started streaming today and I'm kicking myself for watching the first volume last week. 🙃

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Try A Little Tenderness is one of the best songs of all time.

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Come On, Eileen is one of those where 10 different people couldn't agree on a melody and the 11th person got sick of the rest of them and said "you all have to compromise so we can go home"

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Robin Hood and Little John walkin' through the forest
Laughin' back and forth at what the other 'un has to say
Reminiscin', this-n-thattin', havin' such a good time
Oo-de-lally, oo-de-lally, golly, what a day

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Big Bad Breakfast is playing Cliffs of Dover.

They did not need to go this hard for pancakes but I'm so glad they did 🎸🎶🤘

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Could I not just message them and say something? Sure.

Will I do that? Absolutely not.

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Online dating is weird because sometimes you come across someone you know that you would die to date but also you know they are 100% not interested

But screw it. Swipe right anyways