Elmonstro

Software Engineer👨🏾‍💻

[Crazy Kennar @crazy_kennar]

HOW DIFFERENT AFRICAN COUNTRIES RELATE TO THEIR PRESIDENTS😂😂😂😂😂

[SONO 📸 @SonoVisuals]

Sometimes you see things and you’re like wow I’m so happy people are creative

[MUSYOKI @KE_musyoki]

Ruto was born a lier.

He hired this Mzee and lied to Kenyans that he was his Father.

^MP 🎗️ 🇰🇪

[David Maraga @dkmaraga]

Help me reset, rebuild and restore Kenya.

I have chosen to run a campaign that is funded by you, the Kenyan.

And so I am appealing to you to make a donation to the campaign. If my campaign is funded by donations from you, the everyday Kenyan, then it becomes OUR campaign.

And I will be accountable to you, the
everyday Kenyan.

You can donate any amount.
Simply log in to https://t.co/Qnx8YlSx5o.

Or go to Mpesa Paybill: 4164137
Account Number: 4164137

[Joel Jiranï @Kemboi67]

Comrade Okiya Omtatah is fighting for SHA and odious debt at the same time.

Give him the flowers.

A true patriot.

[Hazel Kaizoku @meister_kwame]

Breadwinner apologizing for not getting a hug

[Juma G 🇰🇪 @jumaf3]

That man looks like he was innocently trying to earn his living... I think the management of the place should be blamed for assigning him to work in the ladies' room. Why would they fire him after assigning him there? Galitos management should be called out...

[BIG BAD OGRE @BIGBADOGRE_]

Garlitos cleaner has been fired.

[Mgenge Noxium @MgengeNoxium]

Mnitafutie huyo jamaa nimpee Kazi Kilimani or Westlands, mahali atakuwa comfortable 🙏.

[Mhlonishwa @Tayo_555]

I used to think women were good people who could do no wrong.

[KIRA 🤍 @Iamkrebkira]

At 18: “I don’t do small boys.”

At 23: “I can’t date my age mate.”

At 26: “I like older men.”

At 30: “why are you men only interested in younger girls, date your mates instead.”

[Elmonstro @Josh_Moracha]

@downeytrev @MSmithimages 😂😂😂Gobshite is a top-tier word

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Kavest ulisema hubadilishi mpaka tutoe Ruto?

[adidas Football @adidasfootball]

golden memories. ✨

the new Leo Messi x Originals collection, available tomorrow.

[David Maraga @dkmaraga]

I want to ask you a simple question, and I want you to answer it honestly in your own home, in your own heart.

Are you better off today than you were when William Ruto took office?

Look at your table.

Look at your payslip, if you still have one.

Look at your children's school fees.

Look at the price of unga, of fuel, of everything that keeps a family alive.

Are you better off? #Ukombozi

[Nwanyi Oma✨️ @_wamwea]

Textbook conmanship arc. He'll be vying for a political seat soon or releasing a self help book or both

[Oku @oku_yungx]

To be financially stable, you need to learn how to disappoint women.

[Njambi @A_Njambi]

Kenyans, all your tweets should end with #ArrestEliudLagat. ALBERT OJWANG MUST GET JUSTICE

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

@SafaricomPLC wamefunga paybill ya mwananchi after “orders from above”.

[Kingpin of Kenya @ClintonObonyo]

😭💔 My heart is shattered into a million pieces as I share this devastating story. Yesterday evening at 6:00pm, a precious little baby girl, just 9 years old, was walking home from school in Bagamoyo, Nairutia. She was so close to safety, just steps away from her front door, when a monster grabbed her violently and dragged her into the dark forest.
He defiled her in the most brutal way imaginable. Then, with no mercy in his soul, he hit her on the head with a stone, strangled her, and left her there to die alone among the trees. He thought she was gone. This innocent child endured unimaginable pain, shock, and terror... her tiny body collapsed from the horror of it all.
But our brave little warrior fought to survive. God was watching over her. She was found and rushed to the hospital where she is now receiving emergency treatment. The strength of this 9-year-old girl in the face of such evil is beyond words, yet my soul cries thinking of the trauma she will carry. No child should ever know such suffering.
The man responsible is still out there. He is not known in the community, but after committing this unspeakable act, he had the audacity to walk into a nearby home in the same forest area and borrow a glass of water. CCTV cameras in that compound captured him clearly. The brave girl positively identified him from the image.
If you know this man, if you recognize his face, if you have any information about his whereabouts — please, I beg you, inbox me or report immediately to the nearest police station. He is dangerous. His intentions at that home were likely evil too. He must be caught before he hurts another innocent soul.
If you see him...
WAIIIIII!!! 😭
The pain in our community is heavy today. Let us stand together for this beautiful, brave little girl. Let us demand justice that matches the depth of this cruelty. Pray for her healing, for her family’s strength, and for swift action against this devil walking among us.
Share this. Report anything you know. Together, we can bring this monster to justice and protect our children.