@ATLHawks All these asshole parents taking their kids to <fill in the blank sport> lessons… spending god knows what…. all they had to do was buy em a bag a bird seed….
Got 2 hang out with @normmacdonald around 2009 @ a celebrity poker tournament. @TheoVon & I listened 2 sum awesome stories from him backstage… and for some reason I think @thejerryMathers was with us and everyone who was ever on @CBSBigBrother#weirdbuttrue
@AllenKessler@SouthwestAir Definition of drawing dead: Sitting down for a long flight and enjoying your window seat… then Allen sits down in the middle seat next to you…
@CriterionOKC Don’t buy tickets to anything at this venue. Canceled a show minutes before show time… people paying $30 to park, hotels, driving down there. They are ridiculous