Joshua Armstrong

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

Jude Bellingham's message to England fans 😂

[juan 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇳🇴🇪🇸 @juasanalghaib]

fergie without doubt the greatest manager of all time having to deal with mongs like this every day for 26 years

[T G J @thatguysjokes]

Havertz missing his penalty on the 1 month anniversary of the Gabriel penalty out of respect

[Bear @BearJFK]

Women have no idea how much blokes fantasise about such things.

[Don McGowan @donmcgowan]

If you have a spare 3 mins and 45 secs today, watch this fantastic grilling by Sally Nugent on BBC Breakfast.

The very first time I've seen Farage questioned properly about his £5M bung, and it's fair to say, he totally fluffed it.

There are points when you can see Farage tremble and even accuse the BBC of putting him in danger. 🤦‍♂️

It was for security. It was for cars. Nobody cares. It's no one's business. He won't tell us. DANGER!

At one point, he let slip that the Parliamentary Commissioner for Standards may 'disagree' with him on the rules around donations.

He knows he's going to be found guilty on this one. He's in trouble, and his face gave it away gloriously.

Top hats off to Sally Nugent. Stellar work. 👏

[Paddy Raff @paddyraffcomedy]

Describing a Toblerone to someone who’s never had one before

[D A N N Y @Danny10_DotCom]

This year's 2AM talk.

Addison : "Why don't boxers have sex the night before a fight?"
GG : "Stop it,"
Addison : "Because they don't like each other very much."

Addison : ""If I try hard enough I could get us cancelled by 2AM."

#LeMans24 #WEC

[Tage @Tagelca]

Estoy llorando de la risa. Es el mejor vídeo que he visto nunca

[Coral @Coral]

Big John's Bosh Around The World 🌎

48 teams. 48 boshes. No autocue.

Bosh.

[Jaja @JajaBreed]

Martin Brundle: Don't push me mate, I'm nearly famous. 😭😂😭😂😭😂

Most chaotic grid ever. #MonacoGP

[Ryan @bernardooooV3]

Even as a rival fan, I have to admit this penalty technique from Bruno Fernandes is unsavable.

[Central @WestHam_Central]

A full hour of Gabriel's penalty kick. https://t.co/8YJBh5no06

[𝐄𝐑 @ErlingRoIe]

Couldn’t have happened to a better person

[KICK @kick]

@Gymskinlive @Madonna gymskin performs the into the groove shoulder roll with madonna

[mooms : WCP (world cup pervert) @Danny_McMoomins]

Looks like Harry Maguire has the summer off to go back to Greece and sort out those mouthy coppers once and for all.

[UnitedMuppetiers @Muppetiers]

These fucking pricks would get the Hubble telescope out to review a united goal.