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My wife doesn’t know I’m on here.

[Sheepy Shoulders @josh_ill_us]

A group of home schoolers is called an awkward. #FakeHomeSchoolFacts

[Sheepy Shoulders @josh_ill_us]

Only thing better than pepperoni is salteroni. #FakePizzaFacts

[Sheepy Shoulders @josh_ill_us]

Real Hawaiian pizza has SPAM. #FakePizzaFacts

[Sheepy Shoulders @josh_ill_us]

Stuffed crust is slang for beer belly. #FakePizzaFacts

[Sheepy Shoulders @josh_ill_us]

Pizza was originally invented by a school fundraising committee to motivate kids’ sales. #FakePizzaFacts

[Sci-Fi Gene @scifigene]

The rides are optional - most people go to enjoy the experience of queuing #FakeThemeParkFacts

[Jeff Dwoskin Has A Podcast @bigmacher]

For $398 you can be buried in front of Disney's Haunted Mansion
#FakeThemeParkFacts

[Sukka Cockatoo @SukkaCockatoo]

#FakeThemeParkFacts cotton candy is actually clown hair.

[Todd Gillett @Todd_Gillett]

Winnie the Pooh's is in a Chinese prison camp.
#FakeThemeParkFacts

[Sheepy Shoulders @josh_ill_us]

It’s impossible to get sick on the spinning tea cups. #FakeThemeParkFacts

[Sheepy Shoulders @josh_ill_us]

The older you get the funner they are. #FakeThemeParkFacts

[Writerlike🌎 @writerlike1]

Its original name was OnlyFannys #FakeOnlyFansFacts

[Rob Turner @ReynardCity]

#FakeOnlyFansFacts Only Fans is based on a concept William Shakespeare came up with called Private Parchments, a concept that became lost after an unusual fire.

[Sheepy Shoulders @josh_ill_us]

A group of OnlyFans is called a perv. #FakeOnlyFansFacts

[Karmin @beingkarmin]

If two vegetarians get into an argument, is it still called beef? 🤔

[Sheepy Shoulders @josh_ill_us]

The best dirt to use is the soiling from your pants. #FakeGardeningFacts

[Sheepy Shoulders @josh_ill_us]

Kate Spade’s maiden name was Shovel. #FakeGardeningFacts

[Sheepy Shoulders @josh_ill_us]

In the 70s women grew a lot of bush. #FakeGardeningFacts

[Sheepy Shoulders @josh_ill_us]

A group of gardens is called a salad. #FakeGardeningFacts

[#FakeFacts (Parody of Fake Stuff) @HashFakeFacts]

Green thumbs at the ready, it's #FakeGardeningFacts

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