Joshbrinn

[MC @UtdMicah]

EXCL 🚨 - Michael Carrick & Patrick Dorgu have had a fight in the dressing room.

Sources understand Dorgu was thrown a water bottle but his first touch sent it back up & smacked Michael Carrick in the face.

Ongoing situation but heated start to the season. #MUFC

[Manchester United Forever @UtdForever7]

🚨🗣️ Rayan Cherki before the Manchester derby:

"I didn't like Manchester United's victory against Lyon because I'm from Lyon. Now I'm looking forward to the derby, I want to kill them! I just wanted to go to Man City."

Big talk, Small impact — How’s that revenge going mate?

[sam @SP_2310]

Made some mistakes in life but updating my Skybet may have been one of my worst.

[Terry Flewers @terryflewers]

They are trying it……Man Utd were mocked by Liverpool fans when we celebrated winning it, now some are claiming it’s better than the FA Cup 😂

[IM🇵🇹 @Iconic_Mourinho]

Dogs or cats?

José Mourinho: "Dogs. But I don't have any problems with cats. I'm not Kurt Zouma."

JOSÉ😂😂😂

[SS @Sxkariya]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 https://t.co/ZaCeuNLCsZ

[UtdPlug @UtdPlug]

“Too small to play in the prem.” 😭

[Tanaka™ @TanakaSDG]

Phew. Thought Chelsea had made another signing AGAIN

[UtdXclusive @UtdXclusive]

Don't say anything just retweet 😂🤝

[Statman Dave @StatmanDave]

Kobbie Mainoo's game by numbers vs. Slovenia:

100% crosses completed
100% tackles won
97% pass accuracy
33/34 passes completed
2 duels won
1 dribble

Despite coming on at HT, England's best player. 💯🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[UtdXclusive @UtdXclusive]

Disgraceful.

[Joshbrinn @Joshbrinn1]

Oh dear

[centredevils. @centredevils]

🚨🚨| #mufc starting Xl vs Arsenal: Onana, Dalot, Casemiro, Evans, Wan-Bissaka, Amrabat, McTominay, Mainoo, Amad, Garnacho, Hojlund.

[Rave Footage @RaveFootage]

Richy Ahmed in the Hï Ibiza toilets🕺🏻🍍

Track ID: Murphy's Law - Pineapple Patron

[Eddy @UTD_emp]

Can’t stop watching it back. The goal, the celly, perfection simply put.

Kobbie Mainoo, special player.

[Paul Manc Bald and Bred @MufcWonItAll2]

Omar Berrada leaving city definitely got pep a bit rattled. 🤣

[Joshbrinn @Joshbrinn1]

Surprised he didn’t drop it useless bloke

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Cameroon national team finally found a good use for Onana, the speaker carrier.

Man United take notes.

[Joshbrinn @Joshbrinn1]

King Kobe 👑

[Dan @theoneriva]

Hahahaha, it must be the managers fault

[Joshbrinn @Joshbrinn1]

Iconic

[LEVi @LEETOTHEVI]

Watch this from start to finish…. Incredible 🤌🏾🤌🏾🤌🏾🤌🏾

[Alex Turk @TurkTalksFC]

Just United’s luck to be the first team in 13 years to face a ‘points deduction bounce’ after the international break……….