Josh burton

[Josh burton @Joshburton94]

@KFC_UKI just been to your horsforth branch. Got my food, back in the van and on my way, only to get back work and realise the useless bloke behind the counter (who clearly didn’t want to be there, and that shows in my dilemma) hasn’t put half my order in the bag!!! #mohsinyacunt

[Josh burton @Joshburton94]

@eliza_solarpunk @KieranBarrett96 @jesssclough By that logic, a child should or would never be taken on holiday, put in a car or be allowed away from its parents if they truly loved it because they all involve an element of danger

[Josh burton @Joshburton94]

Shoulders for days 😜💪🏼

[Josh burton @Joshburton94]

@stevecook 100% read the back pack as poopie at first 🙈😳😂😂😂

[Josh burton @Joshburton94]

@Morrisons I understand the policy. I just think it’d be more sensible to have the challenge age lower than 9 years above the age you actually need to be. Surely looking 21 would be sufficient for a product with a 16 age restriction. It’s fine though I went to a competitor with no problem!

[Josh burton @Joshburton94]

@Morrisons being turned down for a monster this morning. That’s an all time low at 23 🙄 can’t remember the last time I got ID’d for a scratch card or lottery ticket! Maybe a rethink on the whole ‘you have to look over 25 for this item’ attitude is in order.

[Josh burton @Joshburton94]

@Guzmanfitness @Alphalete Shame the customer service I had sucked dick.

[Josh burton @Joshburton94]

@martin_smith89 @WrenHelping @JessicaKetley5 It’d look better if you put the stuff back in the dishwasher though, looks like my fucking bivvy😳

[Josh burton @Joshburton94]

@martin_smith89 @WrenHelping @JessicaKetley5 At least it looks nice mate 😂😂

[Josh burton @Joshburton94]

@SimeonPanda So true! Gotta get to Maggie May’s for breakfast man! It’s to die for

[Josh burton @Joshburton94]

@BBCR1 what song is playing in the background of Adele Roberts' show please ? 😬

[steve cook @stevecook]

When it's time to start tracking macros again....

[Josh burton @Joshburton94]

@MuscleFoodUK @Smudges89 you'd love you some of these!

[Josh burton @Joshburton94]

Sad news. The rugby world has lost a true icon in Lomu! R.I.P utter legend of the sport #RIPJonahLomu #RugbyLegend

[Optimum Nutrition @UKTeam_Optimum]

If one man ever personified #TrueStrength - it was All Black rugby legend Jonah Lomu.
#RIPJonah

[Josh burton @Joshburton94]

It's such a nice feeling when someone you don't know has something nice to say about a passed relative! #itsthelittlethings

[WEIGHT ROOM 🏋🏻 @WElGHTROOM]

Retweet if you can squat 300+ http://t.co/JGcnHK15Cd

[Josh burton @Joshburton94]

When McDonald's employees are so special you end up with half an egg shell in your breakfast 👍👊

[Josh burton @Joshburton94]

Forgot how much I love the kooks! #oldschool

[Josh burton @Joshburton94]

Feel so sorry for the girl who got absinthe in her eye in the sky lounge last night!