I just remembered the day my mama nearly disowned me cause of Messi😂😂😂😂
My mom was busy reading or so, my younger brother started asking me useless questions (something he’s fond of)😂😂😂 You know these questions that’ll try to corner you to make a pick, exactly!😂
This foolish boy asked me who I’ll save if Messi and my mom were both in a river, I said my mom cause Messi can swim, he then asked who I’ll give my kidney to if both of them needed it at the same time and I could only give one😂😂😂
I said mummy na nurse, she no go allow her kidney reach that extent, so Messi. Na once my mama (who I thought wasn’t listening by the way) change am for me😭😭😭
She said ohh so I no deserve your kidney na, everything Messi Messi, I never hear word since, you will go and marry Messi, Messi will pay your school fees, call Messi when your money finish😂😂😂 Na once I offer my two kidneys for imaginary situation 😭😭😭
As Messi dey hang boots, na so I dey follow am cause I no dey fan any player like this again before I put myself for trouble.😭😭😭
We gather beat thief e reach my turn thief dey tell me say him don mark my face 😂🤦♂️
na once I start to beg community chairman make we k!ll am e no gree😂😭