josh hocking

“Your mind is like this water, my friend. When it gets agitated, it becomes difficult to see. But if you allow it to settle, the answer becomes clear.”

[josh hocking @JoshhHocking]

⁦@MiniLaddd⁩ ou need to see this https://t.co/YdxmIkU4gI

[josh hocking @JoshhHocking]

You know you’re fucked when you listen to the same tack 6 times in a row and think it’s the same track

[josh hocking @JoshhHocking]

Not about this liiiiife

[ez @imerinbtw]

Propaaa wish a lived in a city but na instead I live in some shite town where everyone is fuckin inbred :)

[josh hocking @JoshhHocking]

Waking up after a night out and seeing the last message you sent was 18:30. Thaaaaaaaaank god

[josh hocking @JoshhHocking]

This explains everything now!

[josh hocking @JoshhHocking]

With dating apps you may get the feeling of satisfaction with the matches you get, but nothing can beat actual human interaction. Big up tinder for bewitching the youth. It dosent work. Meet them in person and don’t fuck up. Words of wisdom. Yours sincerely drunken Josh 😉😘😍😎

[josh hocking @JoshhHocking]

He's been here forever
And he's the chosen fruit
I could scream forever
We all poisoned you

[josh hocking @JoshhHocking]

Wembley in July. Yessssss please

[Mixmag @Mixmag]

RIP Keith Flint 💔

[Ninja @Ninja]

Guys out there who are nervous to talk girls... just know that she has at one point had terrible farts and uncontrollable diarrhea... they are human... :D

[Ben Stiller @BenStiller]

Yes.