JOSHUA JONES

[🇺🇿 @pogbogluV2]

cant even tell him to chin up 💔

[Roberto @robert0wfc]

How’s that gone you fat cunt

[mark carlaw @markcarlaw]

Could not be more spot on 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Jose Martinho @Lc_jm26]

The groupchat going through “the worst moment of their betting career” and I think @Mundo_96 wins it with this one 🤣🤣🤣

[RichardRatBoy @RichardRatBoy1]

Been enjoying this podcast. Great takes from:

-Ashley
-Rachel
-Gorlock the Destroyer
-Tiffany

[The Upshot podcast @UpshotTowers]

At one point goalkeeping coach Neville Southall even intervenes, telling a triumphant Owen: "Well done, he's 13".

But 'Mo' doesn't stop, declaring it "game, set and match Owen".

It's TV gold, and an early sign that Michael's social skills aren't as good as his Soccer Skills.

[The Upshot podcast @UpshotTowers]

Our story begins in 1999, when the Liverpool striker stars in TV series Michael Owen's Soccer Skills.

He's meant to be teaching youngsters, but Owen spends the show gleefully smacking volleys past a 13 year old.

“I just love volleying – poor old Jamie has no chance", he crows.

[jaden @liljay11k]

wait a minute...

[HasbullaHive 🐐 @HasbullaHive]

Brother, never pick up a pen again

[Lee @mufcmarksy]

2nd greatest message Iv ever, ever received 😂😂😂

[SANTAN @Santandave1]

I just listened to this guy doigby and I want my fucking AirPods back

[Faithless @faithless]

We are heartbroken to say Maxi Jazz died peacefully in his sleep last night. He was a man who changed our lives in so many ways. He gave proper meaning and a message to our music. He was a lovely human being with time for everyone and wisdom that was both profound and accessible.

[JOSHUA JONES @Joshhjonessx]

What are the odds

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

BREAKING: Ivan Toney has been charged with a further 30 breaches of FA betting rules.

[Wayne Rooney @WayneRooney]

Nothing has changed. 🤷🏻‍♂️🐐

[JOSHUA JONES @Joshhjonessx]

Aarrrrrrrrrrrr

[𝙅𝙒🏄🏼‍♂️ @WatfordJW]

No surrender. Into the yanks today🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Cristiano Ronaldo is to leave Manchester United by mutual agreement, with immediate effect.

The club thanks him for his immense contribution across two spells at Old Trafford.

#MUFC

[george @StokeyyG2]

best piece of content I’ve ever seen TalkSport put out