Senior writer/social media @thesefootytimes. Find me in: @guardian_sport, @worldsoccermag, @nplhmag, @wsc_magazine. Sometimes I speak Norwegian. United and TIL.
🇳🇴 I wrote something personal on why I was drawn to Norwegian football, and how grateful I am for the impact it has had on both my life and my career.
Expect lots of mentions of Ronny Johnsen and Tromsø IL.
Takk, alle sammen!
https://t.co/fMLw4ztRFy
@oleaasheim Jeg kunne ikke velg mellom VIF, Lyn eller LSK og jeg ville ikke velg det beste laget (RBK) så valgte jeg laget som kom på 3. plass i tabellen og det ble TIL!
Da jeg var ung, var jeg Norges supporter i VM i 1998. Jeg elsket Manchester United og jeg elsket Ronny Johnsen. Min stakkars pappa måtte se HVER eneste norske kamp med meg. Etter 28 år, er jeg spent igjen.
This is what this scumbag said when Sarah Everard was kidnapped, raped and murdered by a WHITE police officer.
Today, for the killing of Henry Novak by a Brown Sikh man, he calls the British public to "rage".
🚨 WATCH: Nigel Farage says the bodycam footage of Henry Nowak is “proof of two tier policing”
“The rights and privileges of white people matter less than those of ethnic minorities”
Who do you think are the 5 most famous wrestlers of all time?
Like if you bumped into a random person on the street who didn’t watch wrestling, they would know who all 5 are.
european: dude its really hot outside toda-
american: WELL ACTUALLY here in buttfuck nowhere, texas, we have to deal with 30 degree weather EVERY day and that is Excluding the 7 fans i have in my room which i do Not leave. Ever
Medallion's humming... that can only mean one thing! It's time to announce The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt - Songs of the Past! ⚔️
This brand new expansion for The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt will take you to the Path with Geralt of Rivia once more. It’s being co-developed with @Fools_Theory and is coming to PC, Xbox Series X|S, and PlayStation 5 in 2027. Stay tuned for more information in late summer. ⏰
AAFK er et forferdelig lag, men vi fikk dem til å se kompetente ut. I andre omgang var vi trege med ballen og sløsende foran mål. Vi må bli mye bedre. (Og herregud, vi trenger en spiss!)
Tagging the bloke that bankrupted Southampton and the US president over wind turbines. This is either elite-level parody or the pinnacle of boomer shite.
Today is 31 degrees in Lincolnshire UK & no wind .. not even a breeze yet these disgusting wind turbines are spinning no problem & why ? It's because they are ran by a diesel generators they are one of the biggest cons going & you all need to know it's one big corrupt con at the British people's cost .... Wake up people
Of couse do your research it's not hard to find it's all true 🤬🤬. @RupertLowe10@potus
@GeecheeKid@nazzobetweeting I think this is the year we finally take the plunge. The summer's are longer and hotter, so it's a necessity now pretty much!