After seeing two tweets in a row mocking immigrant children immediately followed by a tweet with the n word, I realised this place isn't for me anymore
South Park is one of the best TV shows ever made. It's also one of the WORST video game series in documented history
A dire FPS, painful quiz game, boring strategy game and the worst kart racer I've ever played
My journey through licensed game hell:
https://t.co/dARxbR0q99
@spookytreeshow Nah, xvideos
But for real I'm probably just done with social media outside of YouTube. Would've joined Tumblr but they don't allow public dick pics now so what's the point
The US government invented AIDS, realised it wasn't bad enough so created The Simpsons Wrestling and Skateboarding
I also cover Road Rage, it's not as bad as the other two (or AIDS) but whatever:
https://t.co/E9LhuqVSWE
ASTRO BOT
The DEFINING PS5 game. An EXPLOSION of joy with some of the sharpest game design since Mario Odyssey. My thoughts on this masterpiece:
https://t.co/Mp5jMlXeA8
RATCHET & CLANK 1
A MASTERCLASS in level design with some of the sharpest social commentary on the PS2. The Clank segments were the worst experience I've had since my syphilis diagnosis, but overall I LOVE this game. My thoughts:
https://t.co/EFjDGIaW2v
@KahlebKensinger I can no longer listen to Girls Just Wanna Have Fun without thinking of the fucking Raving Rabbids. Also Eminem's entire discography and YouTube Chipmunk versions
@KahlebKensinger NOT ALL OF US CAN BE RED BALL CONNOISSEURS KENSINGER I'M TRYING MY BEST
I think I secretly played the first two in the back of IT class growing up then got nostalgic for them years later so played 4 because that was the most recent, thus missing 3. Tragic, one like = one prayer
@KahlebKensinger Lmaooo I didn't think about that, they're my soft spot like you with '06
They're one of the best gameplay formulas ever butchered into oblivion, but even when slaughtered that formula is so good to me it barely carries the games to flashes of fun
@KahlebKensinger 🚨 🚨 🚨 THE BULLY AND TEARAWAY DEFENSE FORCE IS HERE TO BALANCE OUT YOUR BULLSHIT ASS 3 STAR REVIEWS 🚨 🚨 🚨
https://t.co/ue9bi9k8f7
I'M SORRY HENTAI BOY I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF MY 3 STAR ORANGE BOX RATING. "B-but Portal's in my top 5 U_U" AND I'M IN YOUR MUM'S
@KahlebKensinger Bully rated only half a star higher than Sonic '06
Part of me respects it, part of me wants to cyberbully you for the next six months
This is a cool site though, I might make an account soon
New episodes coming soon! Been working on some really exciting things 🤗 the future of the treehouse is dark (but for something SPOOKY, that’s a good thing 😝😝) ✨