Joshua Adam Ames

I huff WD-40 and write romance novellas.

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Jan. 2, 2024? Naw son, it's Dec. 33, 2023

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R.I.P. Tim Wakefield. Such sad news. By far one of my favorite baseball players ever.

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I want to live in a world where "breast" rhymes with "feast"

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Found in Albuquerque

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I could have sworn Bob Barker had already died like a couple years ago.

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Such a cool looking sunset earlier

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Imagine your home burning down in a wildfire, and you open a social media site and see tons of people blabbering about how it was caused by a military laser beam weapon. Hahahaha

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People who gamble inside the corner store while their car is parked at a gas pump are fucking insane.

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I put the "gent" in neurodivergent.

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I give you props, Mother Nature. This heat is downright impressive. Like gahddammmmmn

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@ROMANNequin I'm saying! Shit caught me off-guard! Hahahaha

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Walmart needs to pump the brakes with the sponsored ad items.

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The masculine urge to thank the strangers playing games online with my son for being nice to him.

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I asked my son if he thinks he would survive lost in the Amazon for 40 days, and he was like "NOPE".

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I don't know how Enya so accurately captured the sound of a near-death experience.

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@ROMANNequin I don't watch many TV shows, but that one got my attention. Hahahaha

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This weather is fukn MAGNIFICENT

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Someone pass me the damn copium

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Celtics in 7 🥲

[Joshua Adam Ames @JoshuAmes]

Celtics in 7 🥲