Josh

Jalan Jalan (became a good coder around the same time GitHub invented git)

[Josh @JoshuBao]

Our Founder, who art in Slack,
Hallowed be Thy roadmap.
Thy Series A come,
Thy vision be done,
On prod as it is in staging.

Give us this day our daily standup,
And forgive us our hotfixes,
As we forgive those who pushed to main.
Lead us not into scope creep,
But deliver us from churn.

For Thine is the runway,
The growth, and the hockey stick,
Forever and ever.

Amen (and ship it).

[Josh @JoshuBao]

@justinsunyt Beeg capy

[Josh @JoshuBao]

Ai won’t replace dogs

but dogs that use ai will replace dogs that don’t

[Bercan @bercankilic]

Today, we are launching shift. Starting in NYC, we are bridging the economy of today into the AI economy where all services, goods, and leisure will be affordable, and humanity will progress towards abundance. Please enjoy your free home cleaning and join shift for a lot more!

[Josh @JoshuBao]

Why did sheep detectives decide they needed to have a “giver” sheep 😂🐑

[Josh @JoshuBao]

@0xluffy Bar

[Josh @JoshuBao]

Computa

Turn this P into an L

[Josh @JoshuBao]

OpenAI missed a MAJOR opportunity to make their tool call example get_who_is_in("paris")

[Josh @JoshuBao]

@0xluffy Did they consider the sugma paradox?

[Chester @chesterzelaya]

a startup that sends tech founders to live in an island for 7 days with no mac mini’s to develop social skills

[Josh @JoshuBao]

To optimize cloud resources,

Ant Wilson paused the whole platform today.

[Josh @JoshuBao]

@supabase Where is the "Your Supabase Project has been paused" from Ant Wilson now???

[Josh @JoshuBao]

Cache rules everything around me

[Josh @JoshuBao]

Each day,

My back

G e t s

A l i t t l e w i d e r

[Josh @JoshuBao]

Why is opus having a stroke today ?

[Josh @JoshuBao]

So a bunch of startups just died

[Josh @JoshuBao]

never give your 100% on the first date

not even the 3rd or 4th date
or even after the first month of dating

if you go all in she'll expect that to be your baseline forever and the days you feel off her family will think you are slacking

you gotta make her think you are an ass from the start
ideally get a few side hoes or something
then slowly start to be a better man
make her think you are getting better and better

[Josh @JoshuBao]

@0xluffy @justinsunyt Pause

[Josh @JoshuBao]

@davidim Humility is free brotha stop flexin

[Josh @JoshuBao]

@redactedrain If you even care