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[NUFC NEWS @NUFC___NEWS]

Can see this week going like:

Monday - Liverpool accept bid for Jones.

Tuesday - Spurs bid £100 million for Tonali.

Wednesday - #nufc make opening bid for Manzambi

Thursday - Tonali bid accepted

Friday - Liverpool sign Manzambi. Fab tweets he only ever wanted Liverpool

[Jacob @JacobHorsfall_]

Ryan Christie would tell you he was going to nutmeg you, then nutmeg you. He’d then put his hand on your head and make you do a pirouette before nutmegging you again

[Chris Broom @Cabr100991]

If Lee Dixon was commentating on my funeral I’d climb out the coffin and kill myself

[Tom @TomG1989]

Up there with the fella chinning the kangaroo that 🤣

[¹⁰ @SxrgioSZN]

Who made this 😭😭😭😭

[- @AnfieldRd96]

• PSG save football.
• Arne Slot sacked.
• Andoni Iraola soon.
• Sun is shining.
• World Cup in 13 days.

Have a beautiful evening.

[ME @Dom_Szoboszlai1]

Yeah sex is great but have you ever scrolled on Twitter after the news of Arne Slot getting sacked?

[T G J @thatguysjokes]

Chiesa seeing Slot leaving the training ground

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🚨 EXCLUSIVE: ARNE SLOT AND LIVERPOOL TO PART WAYS WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT. 💣

It’s over between the Dutch manager and Liverpool after end of the season review. 👋🏼

Andoni Iraola, clear favorite to take over as next #LFC head coach.

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

How to sleep during a UK heatwave:

Open the window (invites 400 moths).
Turn on the fan (just blows hot air around).
Remove all sheets.
Accept that sleep is a concept from a past life.
Just wait for the 5:00 AM birds to mock you.

[kuki @kumxem]

Can we all agree that extreme cold is better than extreme heat??

[Salah Updates #WorldCup @SalahUpdates]

A fan decided to solve many of Mohamed Salah’s issues in his career with AI 😂

[aj @adfreebrowsing]

listening to the race in the shower so i can replicate the weather conditions mclaren thought were happening

[Tandy @LFC_Tandy]

It’s officially over. 💔

It was a pleasure to live in the same lifetime as this front three.

[JD McDonagh @jd_mcdonagh]

🇪🇬👑🫶🏻

[Tandy @LFC_Tandy]

Dear Arne Slot,

Respectfully just leave. Sign the paper tomorrow. We’ve seen enough. Please go.

Thanks,
All Liverpool fans.

[Lea @Lea_EFC]

Arsenal are lifting the Premier League trophy today and all anyone is interested in is if Bruno Fernandes breaks the Premier League assists record, Pep and Salah’s goodbye, who qualifies for Europe and if Everton can relegate Spurs 😭

Nobody cares about Arsenal’s PGMOL title 😭

[Nicola Glencross @nikkistorm08]

Happy Birthday Bray 🖤 ⭕️ ✨

[Gaz @Gaz3putt]

Disappointed to see some lazy, xenophobic comparisons of Tuchel with Hitler.

Adolf would never have picked Jordan Henderson.