Josh Alba

🎭 Stand Up Comedian 🎙️ Wrestling Commentator & Backstage Interviewer 😺 Cat Daddy 🇵🇷 NYC — not @JessicaAlba's brother.

[Josh Alba @JoshuaAlba]

Yo where’s the ring

[RJ City @RJCity1]

Fuck Emeril, these were my girls.

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Fuck WWE Radio and also fuck that loser Bully Ray, too.

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So happy for Miguelito Santeria

[WWE @WWE]

WOW!! 😱

A new face has stormed into NXT!

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@Floridap8triot @NYCMayor @GovKathyHochul @NYPDnews NYC is fine, you stupid Floridian bitch

[Josh Alba @JoshuaAlba]

@ABC7NY

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Some Joker shit.

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It’s a grape jelly & butter in your fanny pack summer.

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@michael_ohara00 @_FucknBossChick @whatisny God, you’re a loser.

[Josh Alba @JoshuaAlba]

Weight loss cheat: chicken, broccoli, mushrooms. Shred it. Add Alfredo. Put em in ziplock bags and freeze. You will get a big mound of edible horse shit.

Long enough, you’ll eventually hate eating & the pounds will start to melt off of you.

[Josh Alba @JoshuaAlba]

Heatwave, smoky air from Canada wildfires & parasite diarrhea cause I’m NY strong, baby.

[RJ City @RJCity1]

I’ll tell you the problem with the wrestling business -

*shits everywhere*

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@Ko6ys__ @FreelyOG I need someone to show me how to make these lol

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@floodshot_ I wanna do one before I am out of nyc haha

[𝒜𝓃𝑔𝑒𝓁 𝑀𝑒𝓉𝓇𝑜 @MetroAngel]

Return of the Living Metro

…do you want to party?

[RSP リッキー・シェーン・ペイジ @RickeyShanePage]

The worst part of indie wrestling is performers feeling like they HAVE to work for someone they don’t like, their morals don’t align, or for the “money” You don’t have to do that. You don’t have to wrestle someone who is dangerous/untrained cause they’re “over” We hold the power!

[Josh Alba @JoshuaAlba]

I’ll just leave this here.

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@TheNotoriousMMA Hahaha go fuck yourself.

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@theakiraway Robo sex all day

[Josh Alba @JoshuaAlba]

They just released Black Ops 2 for $40. You have a scheduled stuffed crust pizza & wings from Pizza Hut heading to your apartment. You can stay up as late as you want & don’t have to worry about high school anymore.

The year is 2026 and you’re 37 years old.

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@DJ_Tony_D @JackSolomonETU Happy birthday!