Joshua Canett

Insolvent college dropout. dually employed in public and private sectors.

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@juliusqueezer *cheaper than Uber I mean.

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@juliusqueezer Who recommends Ubering to downtown?
LAX Flyaway bus is $13.
Metro is $1.75.
A regular taxi might even cheaper.

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@Mimiiben1 I got 5

49^.5 =7
(81^.5)^.5 =3
4^.5=2

7/2 + 3/2 = 10/2 = 5

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@Firebrandstan Chuck can call an election at any time and chooses not to.

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Y’know, why didn’t they build two towers to replace the twin towers? We built one freedom tower, why not a second freedom tower?

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Donald Trump pitches rebuilding the Twin Towers, May 2005

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@heykizuna 98 in 4

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@gay_kyle2 This happened to my car once.

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@JustinWhang My first thought was “where is she gonna put that,” only because I know how small NY apartments can get.

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@chemdawgrei “Lohs Feh-leez”
“Loss Fellis”
“Lohs Fee-less”

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I hope that warehouse explodes that one in Beirut.

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@ReviewsPossum The Jedi blood doping scandal of 226 BBY

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@mnolangray They gave the tamale lady an ADU. That’s so sweet.

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@emilynnial @__apf__ “San Burnadeeno”

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@zackdfilms1 But why tho?

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@PanasonicDX4500 Gone but not forgotten. Rest in peace.

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@alanthefisher Lmfao at this flag they pulled off of Word 2003.

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@postoctobrist @goodjobmichael1 @who_shot_jgr I dropped the socket…

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@BarackObama @MichelleObama Unrelated question but if we managed to strike down the 22nd amendment, would you run again?

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@who_shot_jgr TIL floating tank roofs act like feathers while falling.

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@gracecthdralprk You come to a fork in the road on a hiking trail. Do you go left or right?