Joshua Clemens

My name is Josh. I live in Michigan. Life has been a big stupid adventure. I like it.

[Joshua Clemens @JoshuaClemens]

@greggrosenthal Pro Bowls is a useless stat.

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@TigersJUK First base. No question.

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@PSchrags It was a screen Peter settle down

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@Justin_Rogers One of your best.

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@BenjaminSRaven @nolanbianchi You guys are the best

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@E_Woodyard Can confirm

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@mulho2mj I live at 11 mile and 75, use that entrance ramp that goes right into that interchange almost every day. It’s unbelievably stupid. Has to be the #1 spot for accidents since they built it. And it’s brand freaking new. HOW

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@BamanthaSone Had a similar thought this morning

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Without a doubt, this is the best intro ever written for a Sunday night football open thread.

Kudos, @Whiticar:

https://t.co/ZVQXp1aieM

[Joshua Clemens @JoshuaClemens]

Was just thinking about how every day…without fail…waking up is just the worst.
Which led me to realizing…this is the real reason life expectancy used to be 40 years old.
They were just like…”you know what…no. Just let me die here.”
And then they did

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@Whiticar My lukewarm take is that after a 75% roster turnover, and regime change, and all that…
we’re basically in the same situation as the last several years of Matthew Stafford.
If the offense doesn’t score every single time we have the ball…we’re probably going to lose .

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@lionel_trolling As a sailboat owner I can say 100% yes.
I’m not a therapist so I’ll conveniently ignore that part.

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@bykevinclark “Wife is onboard” put it over the top.

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@tonydombrowski Not with that kind of attitude

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@pptsapper Followed this account for years. Always appreciate your candor. Shoutout any “masters and commanders” reference. And any gin night that leads to an impromptu drunk history.

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@donniekellybaby Present

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@mulho2mj Welcome to the neighborhood!

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@katiebakes Flying out of Reno makes it that crazy. To cope we made visiting the Jamba Juice at the LV Airport a special occasion.

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@Dknight10k 🙋‍♂️

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@ringernfl Best part is 90 jumping in the wrong direction