Joshua Fairclough

Support Analyst . Level 6 Arcane Trickster . Dad

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@rogue_gold @TheDivMobile Sounds like a win

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Jason Christ, that’s Jesus Bourne!

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Who is the best kung fu vegetable?

Broccoli

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I've got a great joke about construction, but I'm still working on it.

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Someone just tried to sell me a belt made of watches.
What a waist of time.

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I found a book on anti-gravity.
It’s impossible to put down!

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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.
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Gaining the ability to fly would be so uplifting.

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To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

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I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.

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@tomauton Only one word can sum up how I feel, Proud.

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What a strange long trip it has been. Let’s see if we live to tell the tale tomorrow

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A light smattering of applause

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Hello there

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@tomauton Me pleeeeeease!

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“Not that much of a twat.”

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@BenedictJones_ @BBCSounds @BBCRadio2 Congratulations! That’s awesome news!!

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I am the enemy!

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Something I can’t deal with is a deck of cards stuck together.

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No one knows who Botticelli is!?!?