Joshua Guess

Apocalyptic, scifi, and superhero novelist. Not three small bears in a trench coat. Cat dad.

[Joshua Guess @JoshuaGuess]

I'm nobody's sugar daddy. I'm a salty uncle at best.

[Jeffrey Wright 🥜 @jfreewright]

In case you're tempted to lean into this ignorance, Hitler oversaw the murder of 6 million Jews and would've aimed to gas your black ass, too, if you'd been there in numbers. Don't twist it.

From a 1938 Nazi exhibition in Düsseldorf on "Degenerate Music"...

[steven monacelli @stevanzetti]

Every Right Wing Show Host: We are going to have Kanye West on television to set the record straight about why this genius has been misunderstood

Kanye West: I love Hitler

[Joshua Guess @JoshuaGuess]

Yes this is also the name of his sex tape

[Joshua Guess @JoshuaGuess]

Elon is just bad at this and the fact that he can't see it is part of why he's so bad at it

[Joshua Guess @JoshuaGuess]

Some galaxy brain shit, honestly.

[Joshua Guess @JoshuaGuess]

Hard to rely on advertising when you clowned yourself into buying a company you didn't want at an inflated price while confidently reassuring white supremacists they could be as awful as they wanted when you took ownership. Can't imagine why ad revenue might drop.

[James S.A. Corey @JamesSACorey]

My uncle took a grenade to the face and came back from Korea 90% disabled and fuck you to everyone who talked over the top of him because the shrapnel in his brain made him speak slow.

Fuck you Olivia you ableist piece of shit.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Elon Musk To Cut Twitter Staff To Single Devoted Hunchback Who Laughs Hysterically At All Of Boss’s Genius Tweets https://t.co/rQQiOfZd9V

[Joshua Guess @JoshuaGuess]

No one deserves to be famous but James Corden deserves it less than almost anyone on earth based purely on talent.

[Joshua Guess @JoshuaGuess]

Also pretending that her interpretation of what a woman is has to be the absolute answer while ignoring copious facts in opposition to that view is just great. It pains me to have ever supported her work.

[Joshua Guess @JoshuaGuess]

The irony of her ignoring the sexual assault, murder, and suicide rate among trans women while tweeting this is 🤌🤌🤌

[Joshua Guess @JoshuaGuess]

Dude can't get the panels on his vehicles to line up consistently, I think world politics might be outside his wheelhouse

[Joshua Guess @JoshuaGuess]

You were always way too in love fascism and homophobia to be one of us anyway, may the door knock you forever out of politics on the way out.

[Tulsi Gabbard 🌺 @TulsiGabbard]

I can no longer remain in today’s Democratic Party that is now under the complete control of an elitist cabal of warmongers driven by cowardly wokeness, who divide us by racializing every issue & stoke anti-white racism, actively work to undermine our God-given freedoms, are…

[Joshua Guess @JoshuaGuess]

Bisexual awakenings can be interesting, for sure. Thanks, Tom Hardy and Idris Elba.

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

I may not be as gay as I thought I was

[Joshua Guess @JoshuaGuess]

Man, Greg Abbot really is an enormous piece of shit. In a country where politicians almost seem in competition to see who can be the most hypocritical, amoral monster possible, he shines.

[Steve Benen @stevebenen]

Samuel Alito suggested that critics of the Supreme Court's conservative majority have crossed an important line by questioning the institution's legitimacy.

But if anyone's gone too far in an irresponsible direction, it's Alito. https://t.co/FQ74Mr6Tq8

[𝐁𝐞𝐤𝐬 @antifaoperative]

Marjorie Taylor Greene, who stalked Parkland shooting survivors, would like the media to respect her privacy during this difficult time.