Joshua Hiles

Father. Husband. Midwestern native. #Writer. #Reading. #Books. Pining for picnic season. #Food Reading Fees are a scam. Genre is fake. Man of the Middle West.

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My how the turn tables have table turned.

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🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: England are reportedly having a hard time trying to adapt to the temperature in the USA.

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@BillTheKid1603 This guy

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@Krissa_Kray_ That thread is hilarious because it’s just a Brit trying to rustle jimmies and not realizing they have lost that power for all time.

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@akicif @LadyDemosthenes I gotta go across the state.

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All right. This weekend experiment has borne fruit. I am now ready to conclude that anything a European claims is factually correct is wrong. Hundreds of interactions and not a single correct thing on their side is enough.

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@varjag @FunkadelicHorse Please identify your country on this list of egg prices.

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@varjag @FunkadelicHorse Laughably out of date.

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@Hill_of_Beanz @upstatefederlst You’ve adequately made it for me. Thank you.

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@Hill_of_Beanz @upstatefederlst Your argument was “we’re actually very important! Here’s our historical accomplishments!”

I asked what you were up to now. The answer is: nothing.

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@wapitidude If they go 200 miles they’re either in the ocean or being arrested for espionage at the Russian border.

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@Andr3jH What exactly will you find different on your hypothetical trip?

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@Hill_of_Beanz @upstatefederlst So nothing of note then? Interesting.

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@Mentally1sick @Txp_RBI_Xctuxl Our culture is even older than Finland since Finland was founded in 1917 and Jamestowne was settled in 1616.

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@Mentally1sick @Txp_RBI_Xctuxl Sorry. You still have to sit at the kids table with the Germans, Italians, Greeks, Irish…

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@Hill_of_Beanz @upstatefederlst Anything involving y’all? What’s Greece up to?

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@ActuallyCrab @Player0129876 @KTH06er Now wonder the same thing about US states and be the first Brit in 250 years to discover wisdom.

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@SilObs31 @KTH06er So those are also differences between US states. Congrats. You figured it out.

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@FunkadelicHorse You’ll be talking about Harry Potter next.

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@Vuthakral Professional wrestling.

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@FunkadelicHorse Star Wars references? In this economy?