Middle age is simultaneously being more able than ever to afford a new bottle of soap and becoming the guy who adds a little water and shakes it up because there's still plenty of good soap in there.
Got the boy's Christmas list. It included a very helpful diagram for how to fill his stocking. The blank spaces are gifts, the filled-in spaces are cold, hard cash just shoved in there. https://t.co/y66z8ljcJD
Ever since he was little, Grayson has relentlessly critiqued our home's decorations. This year, they got to make the choices themselves. Welcome to the Spider Ghost Skeleton Crime Scene. https://t.co/cuZjrzWxo3
Someone brought a few Georgia peaches to work today so now I'm having a little snack with dinner.
Bourbon glazed peaches and vanilla ice cream with just a little cinnamon. https://t.co/Yrcor6J7sR