Joshua Perry

Perpetually living in the 90s.

[Joshua Perry @JoshuaJPerry]

@virginmedia Unfortunately not - no callback and couldn't get in touch. Not to worry, I've now canceled my contract and gone with a different provider. Thanks anyway.

[Joshua Perry @JoshuaJPerry]

Hi @virginmedia I’ve been without internet for a month now. I received a text about getting a free WiFi device in the meantime until my services are live again - I’ve tried calling, texting and live chat to request this but can’t get through to anyone. Could you help pls? Thanks.

[Joshua Perry @JoshuaJPerry]

@virginmedia It said reply ‘WiFi’ but when you do it says not recognised. Live chat was unable to help and your helpline disconnected me.

[Konstantin Kisin @KonstantinKisin]

There are only two kinds of people in the world right now.

1) People who are celebrating their political opponents being purged from social media.

2) People who studied history.

[Joshua Perry @JoshuaJPerry]

This is excellent (and long overdue) news. I look forward to being able to give blood and have just registered for the first time. #Giveblood https://t.co/3hSvj6GZDM

[Joshua Perry @JoshuaJPerry]

@andyhodgsontv Madam!

[Joshua Perry @JoshuaJPerry]

One of the best #TheSimpsons episode on #Channel4 now! Marge’s Chanel Suit.

“Don’t worry, Marge. Her idea of wit is nothing more than an incisive observation humoursly phrased and delivered with impeccable timing.”

[Joshua Perry @JoshuaJPerry]

#packedlunchc4 is absolutely diabolical. It has no idea what it's trying to be. Who commissioned this?!

[Joshua Perry @JoshuaJPerry]

The genie is now out of the bottle with home working. People save £1000s on commuting, get many hours of the lives back per week, and free themselves of the stress and hassle of commuting.... there is no way many will return to traditional office working soon. #backtowork

[Joshua Perry @JoshuaJPerry]

@afneil Didn’t This Week actually do quite well in the ratings as well, even though it was on very late? I really miss it - combination of interesting politics with a bit of humour. Nothing else like it.

[Joshua Perry @JoshuaJPerry]

@harrisonjbrock P.S. I’m not sure where the ‘middle class privilege’ bit came from, but I’m not middle class....

[Joshua Perry @JoshuaJPerry]

@harrisonjbrock There are homophobic parties that exist in politics (see Poland) and we should rightly call them out. The Tories legalised gay marriage, have an active LGBT wing, openly gay MPs, march in Pride, and a commitment to gay rights. The idea that you can’t be a gay Tory is ridiculous.

[Joshua Perry @JoshuaJPerry]

@harrisonjbrock Gay marriage was legalised under the Tories. 🙄 It’s true that they’ve made errors on LGBT issues in the past, but the idea that being gay is incompatible with supporting the Conservatives is ludicrous.

[Joshua Perry @JoshuaJPerry]

The Government’s travel advice on the Canary Islands & Baleriac Islands makes no sense - they have a lower rate of infection than the UK. It is SAFER there. It appears that even the holiday and flight companies think it’s nonsense as well & are still intending to take customers

[Joshua Perry @JoshuaJPerry]

To this day I’ve NEVER got over us sending Scooch instead of Cyndi :( #EurovisionAgain #UK #UnitedKingdom https://t.co/f6meiLuGTF

[Joshua Perry @JoshuaJPerry]

Audrey Roberts’ 1990s pink living room and matching jump suit appreciate tweet. #coronationstreet

[Joshua Perry @JoshuaJPerry]

@peter89d Oh it’s must be my favourite year! #lipwobble

[Joshua Perry @JoshuaJPerry]

Doing a 5K run each day has basically been keeping me sane during the #corona #lockdown. All I need to do now is get it under 27 minutes 😬. #5krun #running #runnersofinstagram #runningformentalhealth @ Purley, London https://t.co/OcTZj6FFqQ

[Joshua Perry @JoshuaJPerry]

Puerto Del Carmen ❤️ survived a sandstorm and coronavirus outbreak! #puertodelcarmen #lanzarote #camila #canaries #canaryislands @ Puerto del Carmen https://t.co/kImFoQdhKn