Jøsh

ODU Alumnus🎓/Commercial Real Estate/ Future Dictator🤯

[s44nti @s44nti]

cuando Instagram me manda notificación de quién sube notas

[girly&wordly @Brieyonce]

“Drop your glasses. Shake your asses.” One of the best opening bars ever.

[Ghostface @GhostfaceTalks_]

delete this

[Jøsh @JoshuaJoke]

@PopCrave Yup, I’m going to direct a movie…brb

[Ayomide 🧢 @Haryormdey4u]

Finishing the dishes and seeing the one pot left on the stove that I forgot:

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

"get his ass" is so hilarious. it's like the modern version of "seize him"

[Jøsh @JoshuaJoke]

@beyoncegarden 1:20-0:24 had me in tears😅😭double whammies

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

me after I pass a state trooper

[i got something i wanna talk about @rouseyskyreboot]

Shay telling her mom she’s pregnant. Hilarious reaction.

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

me in mid conversation realizing this is the last time I want to associate with them

[frankie gabagool 🤌 @beantownthot]

got to the office printer and realized i forgot to hit print on my laptop

[⚚Sage @belikesagee]

me after hitting snooze 87 times, and now I have 3mins to get to work

[𝖑𝖔𝖔𝖙𝖊𝖉 @6looted]

I asked my coworker what’s wrong because she seemed so off and she said "I'm tired of pretending I like you guys" and honestly? same.

[Cłoùd𖤐 @vapefuls]

how tf a computer gone ask me if i'm a robot 😭 bitch you da robot 😭😭

[tHE.lAST🔝 @jusLikeMike911]

Me in the elevator watching the doors close while somebody jogging towards it

[k a r y. @itsKARY_]

Excuse me???

[𝕜𝕚𝕠𝕟 . @MrFlyyyGuyyy]

& it better STORM after i just bought all these groceries!!!

[Black Media Hub ✊🏿 @BlackMediaHub]

"Just be yourself. If people don't like you for being yourself f*** em!"

—Bernie Mac