Joshua M. Thomas

IG: @joshuamthomas

[Rev. Benjamin Cremer @Brcremer]

Then Jesus said unto the sick, “you better have insurance.”

Then Jesus said unto the stranger, “are you here legally?”

Then Jesus said unto the hungry, “my taxes better not be paying for these loaves and fishes.”

Then Jesus said unto the poor, “this is your own fault.”

[Tim Hannan @TimHannan]

MAGA will believe the Reflecting pool was vandalized with no video proof but deny an insurrection happened when it was on live television. These people are cult fanatics.

[Rev. Benjamin Cremer @Brcremer]

Imagine taking a few Bible verses on human sexuality as literal divine commands from God for all society, but minimizing 2,000+ verses calling for the care of immigrants, the marginalized, the oppressed, and the poor to be a personal choice.

[kuz @kylekuzma]

I appreciate the faith-forward side of this administration and I’m not anti-border security. But the way you talk about “illegal aliens” and push these memes lands as subliminally targeting Black and brown communities, and that’s not Christ‑like or God‑honoring to me.

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

YESSIR!!!! GET TRUMP’S DUMBASS OUT THE WHITE HOUSE!!!!!!

[Joshua M. Thomas @JoshuaMThomas_]

@frankmikesmith Dude, awesome game! Great play overall. Cant wait to play it again tomorrow.

[Josh Schafer @_JoshSchafer]

News you can use: If Chipotle isn't giving you enough meat just ask for more and say the CEO said it's fine.

[Adam Mockler @adammocklerr]

Turns out it was WW3

[Howard Men’s Basketball @HUMensBB]

Only 1 team in the NCAA Tournament scored 80+ points on the National Champions… the Howard Bison.

HOWARD: 80
Alabama: 77
Arizona: 73
St Louis: 72
UConn: 63
Tennessee: 62

Congrats to the Wolverines on a fantastic run.

[Terrell Mallory @_Twinndiesel]

He did small roles and guest work for YEARS and didnt catch his big ones (This is Us, Story of OJ) til he was FORTY in 2016. And TEN years after that he’s at what people would say is the peak of his career. At FIFTY.

If youre reading this.. you still got time 🫡

[sam @nhlpalmieri]

.@elonmusk stop putting right wing propaganda ads on my timeline you fat fucking munchkin

[GFed @GfedGoCrazy]

April fools doesn’t hit the same living in a misinformation epidemic

[Daractenus @Daractenus]

For the record, the president of the United States is now simultaneously claiming that he has won the war, is currently winning the war, needs help to win the war, and needs no help to win the war. All to destroy the nuclear program he claims to have already destroyed last year.

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

Do you hear yourself??

Your federal agents shot a man ten times and you’re complaining about their fucking lunch being interrupted??

What the fuck is wrong with you??

[tara al-alami @taraalami]

Sorry i didnt respond to your text from 3 weeks ago i have been debilitated by the mundane cruelty of this world. i’m good how are you

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

If Trump seizes Greenland from Denmark, does that mean that all Americans will be entitled to:

Free healthcare with no deductibles?

A free college education?

52 weeks of paid parental leave?

5 weeks of paid vacation?

Because that’s what everyone in Denmark and Greenland has.

[∿ @somewheresy]

it is now Q2 of the 21st century

[Mxim @sugeezy]

I had a million opportunities to waste money this year and I took them all. In fact, even when there wasn’t an opportunity, I created one.

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

Don’t forget to imagine the best case scenario, too.

[Joseph Hoyt @JoeJHoyt]

As my wife said, companies that hate their customers are the worst.