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Dan Ashworth sacked by Man United

Arsenal must be 👀

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@jim_demps What’s the matter with this?? He doesn’t even land on his back, his hips hit the floor first

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Julen Lopetegui might as well get to the bar. He’ll be in the job centre queue tomorrow morning

#SNF #WHUARS

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@HD7817843 Yeah, we’re just shite at it

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Yeah, congrats to Cian Healy. What a career.

Stamping on Dan Cole’s ankle

Squaring up to SBW

Personal highlight was him spending a game against the ABs cheap shotting people to then be knocked unconscious trying to tackle Beauden Barrett

A thug

#IREvAUS

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This is like a game of old school FIFA where you could turn certain rules off

This ref is certainly not looking for forward passes

#IREvAUS

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The fluidity with which Australia attack is a thing of beauty #IREvAUS

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Can only be this

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What is the MMA equivalent to this photo?

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Mauvaka’s fired up ain’t he 🤣🤣

#FRAvNZL #AutumnNationsSeries

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Finau ain’t coming back, he’s got no idea where he is

#FRAvNZL #AutumnNationsSeries

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Watching #Sprint season 2

Shelly-Ann Fraser-Pryce is 37 but looks about 23. What a woman!

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There’s few greater tragedies in recent rugby history than Argentina binning off Nike and getting their kits made by Le Coq Sportif

#IREvARG #AutumnNationsSeries

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Elite shithousery from Gregg

‘Fascinating!’

#mastercheftheprofessionals

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Fucking get in!!!!!

What a try!

#ENGvAUS #AutumnNationSeries

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Is Rob Valentini made of granite??

Absolute unit

#ENGvAUS #AutumnNationsSeries

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If not for Konate, Martinelli would be man of this match. He’s had Trent run ragged since the first minute

#ARSLIV

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Do you think Peter Drury has a sly little chuckle to himself when he says ‘Saka . . . Rice’??

I would

#ARSLIV #SuperSunday #ArsenalLiverpool

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Max looks massive compared to Ilia, that cut to 145 must be heeeeelllllllllllllllllllll #UFC308

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@HugoGordon1 Autocorrect innit

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@BBCSport @theowalcott Watched up until he put Modric at 8 and gave up. Clueless from Theo