Instagram going down today made me think of how down for me you always were and how I never knew I needed that until you were gone. Anyways, tell your brother Ill share some new memes later. I understand if you don't wanna respond.
Every time a bitch curves Mark Zuckerburg, he shuts #facebookdown for a few hours so we can all suffer with him. Maybe he should try not being a fckin nerd. Serious beta energy, Mark.
@Drake the type of guy to leave #prison with everybody's contact info and phone number so he can write them and still be friends with them on the outs.
Retweet if you see any of your kinks:
- choking
- spitting
- girl on girl
- watching Zion crumble and burn
- pulling hair
- repealing the 19th amendment
- role playing
15 year old me: I can't wait until I'm a grown up and have money and can party whenever I want.
30 year old me, clearly strung out on heroin: if you can spare any change on the way out I appreciate it.
Hope you h0es enjoy #hotgirlsummer. Fall is gonna be rough when I report your #Onlyfans to the IRS and they audit you and find the stuff your sugar daddy buys you.
@KDTrey5 I just wanna remind you that you built a super team, and still couldn't make the CONFERENCE finals because you got beat by a guy that air balled multiple free throws. In case you forgot.
#NBAPlayoffs#KevinDurant#Fraud
America would be so much better off already if @kanyewest had won the election. I think about it everyday. Please run again in 2024, Ye. We need you.
#yeezy#KanyeWest#kanye2024
Crazy to think that @KingJames is 6 years older than me and still the best basketball player in the world. Thursday night I slept wrong and it fucked up my back so bad that I haven't been able to stand up straight for 3 days. You just never know when life will get ya.