Joshua

Freelance Criminologist and Psychologist just trying to make his way in the Universe 👍 Mental Health Supporter and lover of all things Nerdy 🤓🤓

[Booths Supermarket @BoothsCountry]

Burns Night tastings at your Hale Barns store with Josh! 🏴����󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[Joshua @JoshuaPhillips0]

Fucksakeeeeeeee I forgot how much I hate hospitals after the sleep I’ve had

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@BethanyDaisy95 You okay pal??

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In a world where people strive for perfection nobody can ever have such a thing because perfection is a lie. Our flaws make us, destroy us and define us. Our destiny lies in accepting that we are flawed but we still dream. Dream to be unique.

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@Oakenshield69 Can’t wait to hear about this one when you get back softlad 😂

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@BethanyDaisy95 Mateeeee First world problems 😂😂😂

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@BethanyDaisy95 Total anarchy! First Trump now no chicken!

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Converse in this weather? Yeaaaaash Bad choices were made this afternoon

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The Venom Trailer actually looks pretty sick, not on the top of my list but if it’s Tom Hardy kicking arse I’ll watch it

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How Shite is the new Snapchat update? Fucksakeeeeeeee not impressed

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@BethanyDaisy95 I Miss Chester and I miss my best mate! 😢😞

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The hardest part about being in love? You don’t want to admit that you were wrong until it’s too late

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@BethanyDaisy95 Too fucking right pal 👏🏻

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

is your child texting about Charles Dickens

WTF: Worse Than Fagin

OMFG: Old Marley’s a Freaky Ghost

GTFO: Give That Food to Oliver!

IMHO: Is Miss Havisham Okay

LMAO: Love to Mistreat An Orphan! 😂

SMDH: Stop the Madame DeFarge Horror

TTYL: Tiny Tim, You’ll Live!

[Joshua @JoshuaPhillips0]

@Oakenshield69 Perks of being a Grown up lad

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You know you’ve made it when your @BoothsCountry Twitter on a Saturday afternoon 😜👍🏻👏🏻 https://t.co/Kgep60HFHA

[Booths Supermarket @BoothsCountry]

Come and try tasty treats from @Proper_Nutty and @pagenbageriet in our #Knutsford store today.

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If I could go back in time and do Uni all over again I’d do it in a second, so many memories and great people

[Motherwell FC @MotherwellFC]

🎹 | Ladies and gentlemen, please take your seats. Introducing #Pete6... #SIWY #MFC

Are we doing this right, @ManUtd? 👀 😜

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Mad to think that a Tribe of Ewoks were crucial in stopping the Empire, StarWars will forever be aweosme

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Meh if I’m going to go to hell I may as well enjoy it in the mean time