Rugumire

[Kakwenza Rukirabashaija @KakwenzaRukira]

I sent UGX 400,000 to the wrong number. I realised my mistake several minutes later when the person who was supposed to receive the money did not send the customary message confirming receipt. I called. You sent it to the wrong number, she told me. I immediately rang the accidental beneficiary.

Instead of finding a frightened person wondering why UGX 400,000 had mysteriously landed on her phone, I found somebody whose theology had already processed the transaction. She told me that the previous night she had spent hours in church praying to God for a miracle of UGX 500,000. Then morning arrived, and providence, apparently using MTN Mobile Money and suffering a minor accounting error, deposited UGX 400,000 into her account.

She therefore had a complaint. Her miracle was UGX 100,000 short. Instead of returning my money, she asked me to be merciful and send the missing UGX 100,000 so that God’s promise could be fulfilled in full. I tried to explain that this was not divine intervention. It was human error. She disagreed and told me her daughter had not gone to school because she could not pay the fees. She asked me to stop looking at the transaction through the eyes of a man who had lost UGX 400,000 and examine it through the eyes of a mother who had spent the previous night petitioning heaven for UGX 500,000.

By the time she finished presenting her case, I had somehow moved from complainant to defendant. Worse, I was beginning to feel guilty for underpaying a miracle I had never contracted to perform. Bantumwe, I sent the remaining UGX 100,000 and to this day, I suspect that woman bewitched me. There is no satisfactory economic explanation for discovering that you have accidentally lost UGX 400,000 and responding to the emergency by voluntarily losing another UGX 100,000. She told me she was deep in Bududa. Landslides had carried away her home and crops. She also told me that relief items meant for people like her had been stolen, naming @AnitahAmong and Agnes Nandutu in her account of the mabaati affair.

By then, however, I was no longer conducting due diligence. I had already been appointed Minister of Finance in her miracle government. I had intended to recover UGX 400,000 but I ended the telephone call having paid the full UGX 500,000 she had asked God for. The most disturbing part is that somewhere deep in Bududa, that woman probably went back to church and testified that prayer works. And technically, she has evidence.

Rukirabachwezi

[Zuba 🌞 @zuba_mutesi]

I simply do not have the words to describe how heartbreaking this is.

[GŸSLÁIN @hishignesss]

This whole situation shouldn’t even be a cultural or fashion issue. Before all that it should be a legal matter when did our parliament pass this bill for the police to enforce it? who sets the standard if there is any? Is this the biggest fish to fry in our 26338 km lovely home?

[Rugumire @JoshuaRwandan]

@NgerukaChelsea Come to Kampala , theres like 5 Theaters here

[Rugumire @JoshuaRwandan]

@Muzungu4 @___thiran you are the worst HR ever.

[C. Nkulikiyinka @CNkulikiyinka]

The dark blue (39,9 Mbps) in the “heart” of the continent ❤️ 🇷🇼

[Harry @Realmecore_0]

Real🙇..

[Muhire @Muhire1_]

In Rwanda 🇷🇼 Bicycle and boda boda stop when students are crossing the road? No police no traffic camera. Kenyans and Ugandans will think it’s AI.

Dear Rwandaise Retweet ❤️

[Rugumire @JoshuaRwandan]

@Rutambii Which team do you support?

[Rugumire @JoshuaRwandan]

@Dearme2_ God is good

[Rugumire @JoshuaRwandan]

@alice_kanyana It is

[Rugumire @JoshuaRwandan]

@___thiran @thismustbeuncl Moving from 17 to 15th 😂😂 great work mama Esther United🤣🤣🤣

[Rugumire @JoshuaRwandan]

@IGIHE May her soul rest in eternal peace 🙏🏾

[Rugumire @JoshuaRwandan]

@thismustbeuncl @___thiran There used to be friendly games in Europe when there was not Euros or qualification games , Uefa saw it as an opportunity to make tv money by changing the friendlies into a structured tournament.
It’s like calling that international champions cup played in summer a real trophy.

[Rugumire @JoshuaRwandan]

@___thiran @thismustbeuncl It’s a glorified friendly and you know it , nonetheless congratulations to CR7 fc

[Rugumire @JoshuaRwandan]

@___thiran @alexis_vacilli You’re a fool

[Rugumire @JoshuaRwandan]

@jovicism01 @TweetHelperBot download this

[Rugumire @JoshuaRwandan]

@nzele243 @imvukireyaho @antonioguterres This funny to be honest but you might still be a sperm today as your brain seems to be lagging.

[Confetti @Confetti4real]

@alexis_vacilli Ain’t no way i’m putting “strategy,” “sophistication,” and “calculated moves” in the same sentence with this man.

The only "move" he can do, is lead his country straight into the Book of Lamentations.
Man preaches angels and miracles like they’re part of his cabinet.

[Rugumire @JoshuaRwandan]

@ayeejuju @grok please explain this is simple terms.