Josh

Part-time lawyer (mostly bird law). Eso sí que es. Reality is that which continues to exist whether or not you believe in it.

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

Wild idea here: maybe don’t name your daughter ABCDE if you don’t want her name to be made fun of?

[Josh @JoshuaSpauldin1]

@StrainCentral I think heroin would beg to differ with you my guy

[PGA Tour @PGATour]

When Andrea met Justin, she was not expecting this ...

#LiveUnderPar

[Josh @JoshuaSpauldin1]

@stylebender Legend has it if you try to snap this man neck his neck snap you

[NBA @NBA]

Donovan Mitchell spots a young fan wearing his high school jersey & invites him onto the court pregame! #ThisIsWhyWePlay

[Josh @JoshuaSpauldin1]

@YGTRory They never mention slope either 🙈🙈

[Josh @JoshuaSpauldin1]

@tomsegura For sure this guy used to be a pit bull and a witch turned him into a human.

[Josh @JoshuaSpauldin1]

@BleacherReport @WFLAJosh Someone get my man a burger before one of them spindly ass limbs snap like a toothpick

[⚆Benni⚆ @Bennigami]

Blueface once said “mop the floor, hide the wet sign, just to catch him slipping”

I can’t even recall an Eminem lyric so goodbye

[Josh @JoshuaSpauldin1]

@dc_mma Let my mans @dc_mma get some $$.Lesnar vs DC and DC takes it easy

[Josh @JoshuaSpauldin1]

@CoachLockey Come on Locks

[UFC @ufc]

Should Brock Lesnar be next for 🏆🏆 @DC_MMA? #UFC230

[HBO @HBO]

How do you say trademark misuse in Dothraki?

[Josh @JoshuaSpauldin1]

@madflavor Fucking tremendous Uncle Joey

[Red Sox @RedSox]

IT’S SO BEAUTIFUL 😍

[Yoni @OriginalYoni]

Alex Ovechkin is an absolute legend for this. 🙏

[The Checkdown @thecheckdown]

The @Seahawks with the perfect Nolan Ryan re-enactment 🤣 https://t.co/voUDj4DJGI

[Josh @JoshuaSpauldin1]

@joshwolfcomedy Honestly fuck you for tweeting this. This is the creature that haunts Dahmer’s nightmares