Joshua Stewart

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[Joshua Stewart @JoshuaStewart]

In a taxi and "sitting on the dock of the bay" comes on. Driver asks why I am laughing. Should I ask him to do the whistle @rickygervais?

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Is there any sense of shame or embarrassment tonight from the sad AEU stooges @NinaTaylorMP and @juliana_addison ?! Vic teachers dish up hollow end of semester with “ban[s] on the provision of written comments on student reports…” #noconfidence @Jacquifelgate

[Joshua Stewart @JoshuaStewart]

@CaseyBriggs In other words, the Governor has followed her constitutional duties and acted on the advice of the Premier.

[Joshua Stewart @JoshuaStewart]

Enjoyed listening to the King’s commentary learning a few new facts about the @Commonwealth during today’s drive!
Maybe a new podcast is incoming to dethrone the lads at @RestIsPolitics and @joerogan #CommonwealthDay

[The Royal Family @RoyalFamily]

'The King's Music Room', available on @AppleMusic.

Listen free today... 👇
Apple Music 1: 7am GMT / 12am PDT
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I have been living in #Melbourne for over 10 years and one thing has been missing. Finally the erudite and dulcet tones of @MarkGottlieb bringing us the sport on @9NewsMelb #AO2025 #magnificent

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@elonmusk You don’t see heels like those much nowadays. @rickygervais

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@MarkGottlieb Let the record be amended to show that this makes no sense.

Is it the distinction between would vs could that you are looking for? It’s basically an objective “but for” test, nothing to do with the subject opinion of the referee.

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@MarkGottlieb But when you compare it to the knock on rule it is inconsistent and makes no sense.

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@garyplayer @TheMasters You need to get a logo sponsored hat or tie for next year!

[Joe Aston @mrjoeaston]

Safe to say the great @Qantas flight credit racket has gone mainstream…

[Joshua Stewart @JoshuaStewart]

Hi @seanspicer thoughts on a Melbourne Bar being named after a Sydney Prime Minister @TurnbullMalcolm?

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@MarkGottlieb What does the detailed economic modelling say? Assuming rational decision-making underpinning business case with short term ROI through jobs & supply chain plus long term attraction of events…

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@CameronAtfield @MarkGottlieb Not one of us had a say except for everyone in 1999.

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So wait @NormanHermant and @MarkGottlieb are not the same journalist? Or is this another @oshergunsberg debacle? 🤯

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@9NewsMelb @metrotrains5050 probably need some more signage and mandatory training course with each new myki card.

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@MarkGottlieb Also the source of one of @AlboMP’s greatest speeches.

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@SenSHenderson @AusHumanRights How does Christine Holgate lose her job for rewarding good performance but insolvent trading go unchecked?

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@SEComForum Ironically the bloke who had no qualifications to be the Covid Commander would perfectly interview for this gig.

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@CanberraInsider Great to see all the Labor PMs together.

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@MarkGottlieb There is no way you have ever left a McDonalds still hungry.

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@MarkGottlieb Why did you delete your search history?