Joshua Thomas

1 million miles on @United and never reclined my seat.

[Joshua Thomas @JoshuaThomas_23]

@MarjASTEM Join early, turn it on, leave it on and tend to forget until the next person starts to rustle.

[Joshua Thomas @JoshuaThomas_23]

@MarjASTEM @VMware @awscloud @WomenTransform2 Heartbreaking! Grateful for the occasional coaching sessions and confidence. You've made a lot of us better people. Congratulations on AWS!

[Joshua Thomas @JoshuaThomas_23]

@JamesHKoning Happy birthday, old boy!

[Joshua Thomas @JoshuaThomas_23]

@MarjASTEM Was literally just thinking about how much I missed my homebound postflight routine: mashing the accelerator, merging onto 294, ALONE with my thoughts and gummy bears.

[Joshua Thomas @JoshuaThomas_23]

@aaronbuley @BGribbinStudio You should be proud, Aaron. That's beautiful!

[Joshua Thomas @JoshuaThomas_23]

@JohnAmaechi, you're a hero. Grateful for your voice and wisdom.

[Bob Sokol @BSbikeNJ]

#DellTechWorld is next week! Check out this session on cloud strategy. #VMWandDTCloud

[Joshua Thomas @JoshuaThomas_23]

Here's a quick read on VMware's recent Anywhere Workspace announcement.

https://t.co/22ZGnXjiCJ

#VMWandDTCloud

[Joshua Thomas @JoshuaThomas_23]

@JamesHKoning Dylan hates the sled for this exact reason.

[Joshua Thomas @JoshuaThomas_23]

@MarjASTEM @Gortees Stole a razor from mine last week. My fear, once we start traveling again I'll have robbed too many important items and forget to replace. I'll be in front of a hotel mirror using my finger as a toothbrush.

Also, still have my suit bag packed for KO 2020.

[Joshua Thomas @JoshuaThomas_23]

@vTexan @MeatChurch @TraegerGrills Thanks for pointing me towards @MeatChurch seasonings. Purchased a 3 pack and have enjoyed them on a dry rub rack and a bone in ribeye.

[Stephen Punwasi 🏚️📉🐈☃️ @StephenPunwasi]

Elon Musk is now worth $208 billion.

You want to know how he did it? He skipped 34.67 billion lattes. It's that easy.

[Joshua Thomas @JoshuaThomas_23]

@martin_casado, which programming language would you start an 8 year old on? GUI development likely relevant just to maintain interest.

[Joshua Thomas @JoshuaThomas_23]

@ESPNRadio, I'll continue to give my listening time to @LeBatardShow. Your remaining roster of like minded, immutable sports voices is of no interest to me.

[Joshua Thomas @JoshuaThomas_23]

@ESPNRadio, consider empowering the smartest, most entertaining programming on your platform. Perhaps something simple like advertising for @LeBatardShow instead of dismissing its resources.

[Joshua Thomas @JoshuaThomas_23]

@sakacc Hands on labs in 2008 were mostly Irish standing on a table, willing them to work.

[Kit Colbert @kitcolbert]

So much excitement last week at @VMworld! My quick recap: https://t.co/LtAw2NJgmm

[Joshua Thomas @JoshuaThomas_23]

@CourtneyMcShane @eji_org Agreed. Very proud to be at VMware.

[Joshua Thomas @JoshuaThomas_23]

@ESPNRadio, @LeBatardShow is the best thing on your air. Take care of your people!

[Joshua Thomas @JoshuaThomas_23]

@espnradio, disappointed with the shortening of @LeBatardShow.