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I live in a neighborhood of San Francisco I've named The MisSoPo

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The potatoes in breakfast burritos never taste good. I'm sorry but this is just a universal truth

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I just heard someone pronounce Taqueria like "SHAKIRA" 🌮🌮🌮🌮

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People who wear their watch face on the wrist side...

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The exit of a fast food drive through is the most dangerous stretch of land. People are more focused on their hot greasy food than the road

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Billion dollar idea: Sophisticated and elegant Birthday candles for adult birthday cakes.

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Only gay men double clap during songs

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If your swimwear has pockets, it's too big

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@BankofAmerica you need to change your sign-in code texts so the 6 digit can be seen in the text preview and you don't have to go into the text to find the code at the end of the overlong message. Thank you

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"Bougie but on budget"

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I look at my minimalist bathroom clock almost every morning and I have no idea what the time is and I have to look at my phone for the actual time.

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Sometimes I look at people's lists of green flags and I don't have any of those lol

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Enraging to try clicking on the tiniest @ or geotag in an instagram story and you just can't get it

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You cook. And I'll provide the unending supply of juicy gossip.

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Billion dollar idea: cold pot instead of hot pot

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Billion Dollar Idea: sashimi poke salad on top of bagels

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My keyboard space bar stopped working so I flipped it out with a screw driver and oh my god there's basically a complete and thriving terraculture biodome universe living under there

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Billion Dollar Idea: pocket cologne that's edible so you can freshen your breath at the same time as your body

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Why do they always make clasping necklaces seem so easy and smooth in movies lol

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One of these days I'm accidentally going to post a screenshot I took

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Oh hell NAW. @Uber driver had the nerve to cancel on me 1 minute before arrival and this morning...

*I* ?????? Get a cancellation fee??????????? EXCUSE ME???