Oshu

100k whip with sugar cone seats🍦

[Oshu @JoshuaVardy_]

Sometimes i feel like i spend enough money at BP to send those girls to a good school

[Chocolate Shake @calin_campbell]

You think going around this circle saying one nice thing is going to undo 20 years of what I say in the mirror??

[marvel mcfly @alejcordan]

if our streaks die, call the cops

[Oshu @JoshuaVardy_]

is there an intervention for when you start getting money and suddenly forget all your day 1s?

[freezer bag boi @Tee_Bridge]

If a hantavirus vaccine come out mandatory I’m not getting it. I’m getting a lot more ammo

[Oshu @JoshuaVardy_]

@JustinTrudeau you're a twink and your sons a faggot

[Chocolate Shake @calin_campbell]

Dicks out for Harambe

[Chocolate Shake @calin_campbell]

It's hard to tell when wigger Wednesday ends and begins

[Oshu @JoshuaVardy_]

What's the point of being a manager if you cant even tuck your shirt in.

[Oshu @JoshuaVardy_]

I wanna go piss, but my pants are soaked

[Oshu @JoshuaVardy_]

Yank it in the hot tub but gonna bust in the pool

[marvel mcfly @alejcordan]

wish all my friends could teleport so I wouldn’t have to cry myself to sleep every night

[Oshu @JoshuaVardy_]

Ya once my 3 month probation is done, I want another 100k a year

[Oshu @JoshuaVardy_]

Bro shes got a masters degree and a dui

[Oshu @JoshuaVardy_]

I use to use my Christmas $ from grandma to buy my HS sweetheart panties

[Oshu @JoshuaVardy_]

What is thinned out mint?

[Oshu @JoshuaVardy_]

All of a sudden a show called love on the spectrum hits Netflix and now retards fuck and everyone is full blown retarded

[Oshu @JoshuaVardy_]

Bros talking smack like he’s average height

[Oshu @JoshuaVardy_]

Opening up a strip club called Sillicone Valley. FAKE TITS ONLY

[Oshu @JoshuaVardy_]

Codeine Chuffing

[Oshu @JoshuaVardy_]

Sometimes last is first.