Joshua

you can’t spell advertisements without semen between the tits

[Joshua @JoshuaWattts]

@bet365 why hasn’t this been settled

[Joshua @JoshuaWattts]

@dylanrowland64 Prick

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

#BlueMountainState sequel series is in development 🏈

Alan Ritchson will reprise his role as Thad Castle

(via @DEADLINE)

[Joshua @JoshuaWattts]

@richlewis97 @dylanrowland64 @benfairbairn Richard you wear a rash vest while swimming

[Joshua @JoshuaWattts]

Aye Frankie me and the dawgs have traveled many miles to see you perform, fancy sending some drinks to our table in spoons as a form of apology, many thanks and kind regards from @dylanrowland64 @benfairbairn and myself

[Frankie Boyle Updates @frankieboyle]

Sorry to say that I’ve had to postpone tonight’s show in Aberystwyth as I’m laid up with a stinking cold and no voice. A real pity, we were all looking forward to seeing the town! The venue will be in touch with ticket holders; and the show has been rescheduled for April.

[Joshua @JoshuaWattts]

He’d be put in a spaghetti bolognaise microwave meal in Tesco

[Jay @LilUzi_Blert]

If he was a horse he’d be shot

[Joshua @JoshuaWattts]

@dylanrowland64 @frankieboyle Shared - Keiran’s car

[Joshua @JoshuaWattts]

@frankieboyle you on way to aber then

[mikey @mikey_747]

Christmas twitter is easily the best Twitter

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

this app fell off so hard

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

1 year ago today, Ronaldo left Manchester United. I’ll never forget how beautiful it was❤️https://t.co/4zsIuJCzEY

[Joshua @JoshuaWattts]

Fuck me is that Brad Guzan in 2023

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

When the strike is so clean, the ball cannons off the crossbar and floor twice. 🥵🥵

[Levi Ackermann @Emanxamilius_]

This was the best thing I ever owned in my life

[Joshua @JoshuaWattts]

@Jakepay19987325 Nice hashtag mate hope the Chelsea admins see this and feel your pain

[Joshua @JoshuaWattts]

@benj_tree How the fuck is the pool still full as well

[Joshua @JoshuaWattts]

2/2 cheers for coming

[Neyland AFC @neylandafc]

⚫️⚪️ Saturday's results ⚫️ ⚪️

⚽️ 1st XI 8️⃣ @Mighty_Swifts 3️⃣

🔥🔥🔥🔥 Taylor Collins
🔥 Corey Richards
🔥 Jack John
🔥 Morgan James
🔥 Aiden Rees

⚽️ 2nd XI called off ❌️

#utn

[ALBY LAD @AlbyLad_]

1 ticket to cocaine bear please