Josh Beam

[Josh Beam @Joshuakbeam]

You're probably from Carrollton if your greatest celebrity moment was being in the 4th of July parade

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"And on the 6th day of creation, God made man... And Chick-fil-A sauce"

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@_John_Tumi @rydog_11 Toyota Prius

[Josh Beam @Joshuakbeam]

It's the year 2035. I'm the last human defense against the invading alien life forms. An incredibly tense Guy Fieri sweats nervously as I wiggle an Oreo from my forehead to my mouth. My unearthly opponent fails. The opposing alien team nods despite defeat. I'm a global hero.

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@Clay__Co

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This is what a failed National response looks like #Plandemic #ripdonaldtrump

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Rest In Peace to all the fallen hoodies and sweatshirts that never returned home from war

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Thanks to Krispy Kreme, social distance is over

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Face masks hanging on your rear view mirror are the new fuzzy dice. don't @ me

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@Zach_Levet Could be that you live in a van 😂

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@rumenoodless @____broanna

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Fly high 42

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@abirae_ I can feel my GPA dropping

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@abirae_ IT IS A TRAP. DO NOT BUY

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@____broanna At least my breakfast wasn't burnt

[Samuel Beam @SamuelBeam1]

Having money in your venmo when you didn't expect it is the modern equivalent of finding money in an old pair of pants

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@MerdieMer

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Don't realize how cool some people are until they're not around to bother you all the time 🤷‍♂️

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