WE LOVE SOPHIE! ❤️
Sophie Cunningham is a vocal advocate for pet adoption working with animal welfare orgs. using her platform to promote shelter dogs such as bringing adoptable pups on her pregame walks!
She’s also hilarious!
“I might be (up for adoption) too, I don’t know!”
My wife has a strict rule: I am not allowed to be left unsupervised in public for more than twenty minutes. This weekend reminded me why.
I’m standing in a long line at a garden center with a massive 50lb bag of specialized bird seed.
This woman behind me taps me on the shoulder and asks, "Oh, do you have a lot of birds?"
Standard small talk, But I’d been in line for fifteen minutes and I was bored.
I looked at her, completely deadpan, and said: “Actually, no, This is for me, It’s a new holistic cleanse I’m trying, High protein, great for the hair.”
The guy behind her immediately stopped scrolling on his phone.
The woman’s eyes went wide. “You… you eat that? Is that even safe?”
I leaned in like I was sharing a government secret. “The results are incredible. I lost 30 pounds last summer. The only problem is the side effects. Last time I did it, I ended up in the emergency room for two weeks. Tubes, monitors, the whole deal.”
She gasped. “From the seeds? Did you get a parasite?”
“No,” I said. “I was perched on a telephone pole trying to sleep and a hawk knocked me off. Fell forty feet.”
The guy behind her made a sound like a tire blowing out. The woman just stood there, paralyzed, trying to process the mental image.
Right then, my wife comes back from the bathroom, sees the look on the woman's face, grabs my arm, and starts dragging me toward the exit.
“He’s kidding,” she tells the woman. Then she turns to me: “This is why we can’t have nice things.”
I don't care. The look on that lady's face was worth more than the bird seed. 😂
Elon Musk turns 55 today.
Here are 55 milestones.
Age 54: world's first trillionaire
Age 54: takes SpaceX public
Age 54: SpaceX acquires xAI
Age 54: releases Grok 4
Age 53: launches Robotaxi service
Age 53: xAI acquires X
Age 53: catches Starship booster
Age 53: unveils Cybercab
Age 53: first private spacewalk
Age 53: Colossus supercomputer
Age 52: first Neuralink implant
Age 52: launches Grok
Age 52: rebrands Twitter as X
Age 52: founds xAI
Age 51: launches first Starship
Age 51: buys Twitter
Age 50: flies first all-civilian crew
Age 50: unveils Optimus robot
Age 49: wins NASA moon contract
Age 48: launches crew to orbit
Age 48: ships Tesla Model Y
Age 48: unveils Cybertruck
Age 48: launches Tesla Megapack
Age 47: first Starlink satellites
Age 46: launches Falcon Heavy
Age 46: unveils Tesla Semi
Age 45: starts Boring Company
Age 45: opens first Gigafactory
Age 45: founds Neuralink
Age 45: unveils Solar Roof
Age 45: reflies Falcon 9
Age 44: reveals Tesla Model 3
Age 44: lands a rocket booster
Age 44: co-founds OpenAI
Age 44: ships Tesla Model X
Age 43: unveils Powerwall
Age 43: launches Tesla Autopilot
Age 41: opens first Superchargers
Age 40: ships Tesla Model S
Age 40: Dragon reaches ISS
Age 39: Dragon reaches orbit
Age 39: takes Tesla public (IPO)
Age 38: Falcon 9 first flight
Age 37: Falcon 1 reaches orbit
Age 36: ships first Tesla Roadster
Age 35: co-founds SolarCity
Age 32: co-founds Tesla
Age 31: sells PayPal to eBay
Age 30: founds SpaceX
Age 30: takes PayPal public
Age 27: founds X dot com
Age 27: sells Zip2 to Compaq
Age 24: co-founds Zip2
Age 19: sells PCs in dorm
Age 12: codes video game Blastar
My mom found my grandma in Venezuela due to Starlink.
My Grandma was wandering in La Guaira around the biggest destruction with every building around her fully toppled, and my mom reached a friend to get her out of the streets because Starlink was working.
All phone companies are down in Venezuela. Thank you @Starlink for saving lives.
A semi truck ran a red light and T-boned a Tesla.
The truck rolled over, spilling sand everywhere.
This wasn’t a small vehicle,it was a tandem-axle semi weighing 16–18 tons empty, and around 30–40 tons fully loaded with wet sand.
Witnesses said no one thought survival was possible.But the driver walked away.