Joshua Spears

Living the Dream!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Cybercab with no steering wheel or pedals driving around Austin

[Joshua Spears @Joshuasp007]

@GuntherEagleman @RepShriThanedar Road runner car total production

[Texas 🇺🇸 @MustangMan_TX]

WE LOVE SOPHIE! ❤️

Sophie Cunningham is a vocal advocate for pet adoption working with animal welfare orgs. using her platform to promote shelter dogs such as bringing adoptable pups on her pregame walks!

She’s also hilarious!
“I might be (up for adoption) too, I don’t know!”

[marqix ☆ @fwmarqix]

My wife has a strict rule: I am not allowed to be left unsupervised in public for more than twenty minutes. This weekend reminded me why.

I’m standing in a long line at a garden center with a massive 50lb bag of specialized bird seed.

This woman behind me taps me on the shoulder and asks, "Oh, do you have a lot of birds?"

Standard small talk, But I’d been in line for fifteen minutes and I was bored.

I looked at her, completely deadpan, and said: “Actually, no, This is for me, It’s a new holistic cleanse I’m trying, High protein, great for the hair.”

The guy behind her immediately stopped scrolling on his phone.

The woman’s eyes went wide. “You… you eat that? Is that even safe?”

I leaned in like I was sharing a government secret. “The results are incredible. I lost 30 pounds last summer. The only problem is the side effects. Last time I did it, I ended up in the emergency room for two weeks. Tubes, monitors, the whole deal.”

She gasped. “From the seeds? Did you get a parasite?”

“No,” I said. “I was perched on a telephone pole trying to sleep and a hawk knocked me off. Fell forty feet.”

The guy behind her made a sound like a tire blowing out. The woman just stood there, paralyzed, trying to process the mental image.

Right then, my wife comes back from the bathroom, sees the look on the woman's face, grabs my arm, and starts dragging me toward the exit.

“He’s kidding,” she tells the woman. Then she turns to me: “This is why we can’t have nice things.”

I don't care. The look on that lady's face was worth more than the bird seed. 😂

[Vince Langman @LangmanVince]

This might just be the cutest animal on planet Earth! ❤️

I want one! 😂

[Jon Erlichman @JonErlichman]

Elon Musk turns 55 today.

Here are 55 milestones.

Age 54: world's first trillionaire
Age 54: takes SpaceX public
Age 54: SpaceX acquires xAI
Age 54: releases Grok 4
Age 53: launches Robotaxi service
Age 53: xAI acquires X
Age 53: catches Starship booster
Age 53: unveils Cybercab
Age 53: first private spacewalk
Age 53: Colossus supercomputer
Age 52: first Neuralink implant
Age 52: launches Grok
Age 52: rebrands Twitter as X
Age 52: founds xAI 
Age 51: launches first Starship
Age 51: buys Twitter
Age 50: flies first all-civilian crew
Age 50: unveils Optimus robot
Age 49: wins NASA moon contract
Age 48: launches crew to orbit
Age 48: ships Tesla Model Y
Age 48: unveils Cybertruck
Age 48: launches Tesla Megapack
Age 47: first Starlink satellites
Age 46: launches Falcon Heavy 
Age 46: unveils Tesla Semi 
Age 45: starts Boring Company 
Age 45: opens first Gigafactory 
Age 45: founds Neuralink 
Age 45: unveils Solar Roof 
Age 45: reflies Falcon 9 
Age 44: reveals Tesla Model 3 
Age 44: lands a rocket booster
Age 44: co-founds OpenAI 
Age 44: ships Tesla Model X 
Age 43: unveils Powerwall 
Age 43: launches Tesla Autopilot 
Age 41: opens first Superchargers 
Age 40: ships Tesla Model S 
Age 40: Dragon reaches ISS 
Age 39: Dragon reaches orbit 
Age 39: takes Tesla public (IPO) 
Age 38: Falcon 9 first flight 
Age 37: Falcon 1 reaches orbit 
Age 36: ships first Tesla Roadster 
Age 35: co-founds SolarCity 
Age 32: co-founds Tesla 
Age 31: sells PayPal to eBay 
Age 30: founds SpaceX 
Age 30: takes PayPal public 
Age 27: founds X dot com
Age 27: sells Zip2 to Compaq 
Age 24: co-founds Zip2 
Age 19: sells PCs in dorm
Age 12: codes video game Blastar

[Joshua Spears @Joshuasp007]

@sarahtexe Yes , no results for the money invested.

[Joshua Spears @Joshuasp007]

@LeahRay44 Not hidden, but Miami is great. Savannah, Georgia and Charleston, South Carolina are great as well.

[Joshua Spears @Joshuasp007]

@LeahRay44 Women!

[Aaron Cordovez @Aaron_Cordovez]

My mom found my grandma in Venezuela due to Starlink.

My Grandma was wandering in La Guaira around the biggest destruction with every building around her fully toppled, and my mom reached a friend to get her out of the streets because Starlink was working.

All phone companies are down in Venezuela. Thank you @Starlink for saving lives.

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

It’s wild how 3 deaths from Hantavirus got more media attention than 50,000+ people in Venezuela are missing!

[Tesla Aaron L @TeslaAaronL]

A semi truck ran a red light and T-boned a Tesla.

The truck rolled over, spilling sand everywhere.

This wasn’t a small vehicle,it was a tandem-axle semi weighing 16–18 tons empty, and around 30–40 tons fully loaded with wet sand.

Witnesses said no one thought survival was possible.But the driver walked away.

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

Japan's national football team vs 100 kids

That goal line is insane 😂

Writer: Ian

[Joshua Spears @Joshuasp007]

@oliverhenry Cybertruck

[Joshua Spears @Joshuasp007]

@florida_grand I’m glad he got the chance!

[Joshua Spears @Joshuasp007]

@tuuu28283 lol

[Joshua Spears @Joshuasp007]

@surfranchvibes Happens everytime!

[Joshua Spears @Joshuasp007]

@shaunvlog_ Chicken Tender Sub!!!

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

WARNING: Reposting this may cause severe liberal distress.

Proceed at your own risk.

[Joshua Spears @Joshuasp007]

@dannycheng2022 Well said!!