Josie Kochendorfer

writer • educator • amateur bread baker waiting on a @pedialyte sponsorship

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[Josie Kochendorfer @Josiecelena]

So proud and honored to have my weird little essay, My Mother's Ghost Follows Me, out at @TheAccountMag ✨ big thanks to @TylerMills and the other editors who accepted this piece with love and care and gave her a home
https://t.co/Ye5ejnwTg5

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@sophielnewman I LOVE YOU CONGRATS!!!!!

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@ktkittelson Good I got nervous I was responding too quickly

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@sophielnewman I CANT WAIT 🥰💖

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@sophielnewman I will fly to have dinner with u

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@ktkittelson I had a student write an essay about harambe and it was emotional

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I swear my dog only barks when I'm on zoom calls

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Don't hold back! Today's the final day to submit to SN issue 5: Hold.

Guidelines, speculative essays, & more at our website. No-questions-asked fee waivers also available. https://t.co/7lIKgS04jb

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@sophielnewman I usually get delivery after a trip to the grocery store because I just need a break already

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@ktkittelson

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My favorite thing about teaching adult learners in online platforms is that every single one of them calls the feedback tools emoji-cons

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Just watched someone take off their mask to cough. I thought that only happened in the memes 💀

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@ktkittelson I've thought about just driving to BG so many times lately

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@ktkittelson I have done the exact same thing except I'm pad thai and ENG when I'm drunk, burritos and spy kids when I'm blackout so yeah we're basically soulmates

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@Chicken_Griffin @wandavision G: this is gonna go viral you just watch
Me: WAAAAATCH

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@Chicken_Griffin I tweeted before you reluctantly said it was ok!!!!

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Someone tell me I can spend $80 on yarn to recreate the infamous JW Anderson / Harry Styles cardigan because @Chicken_Griffin said I shouldn't

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@mmmmichi @Chicken_Griffin THANK YOU!!!