Hose-gay

He/him/his/yours/crackhead

[Hose-gay @JoslayCalderon]

EBT was the first crypto currency. Change my mind.

[Sethy @Brizksie]

if you like strawberry ice cream you should try cocaine

[PelleCreepy @PelleCreepy]

Unless a piano goes rolling down the stairs, I never know if I'm watching a clip from Scream or Scary Movie.

[crocodile @crocodilecrisis]

i’d like for this vid to be erased forever, thank you.

[k @ysljennii]

me with the laundry from the dryer

[Champ✨ @Ib_ra_himm]

Robin Hood: I stole all these money from the rich to give to you… so you can live a better life

Me: Thank you… I’m rich now

Robin Hood:

[Jayroo @jayroo69]

ALLEGEDLY!!!🤣🤣🤣

[Roro ☃ @RoRoFli]

Chemistry Teacher: Did you know that protons have mass?

Student: I didn't even know they were catholic.

Chemistry Teacher:

[Jay Anderson @TheProjectUnity]

Bro 😂💀

[miia @miiagarro]

soon as i become an adult mfs wanna have this hunger games ass government

[Champ✨ @Ib_ra_himm]

When the plane is about to take off and you hear the guy next to you say he invented a car that runs on water instead of gas.

[Urban_Tree✝️🍃 @Urban__Tree]

“Duuuude. Benson is gonna be mad…”

[tyris ✰ @TYRISPRINT]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[diego 🇳🇱🇺🇾 @diegohead_]

- ¿Drake?
- ¿Qué?
- ¿Dónde está el cuerpo de Cristo?

[Katya @katya_zamo]

looks like it’ll be yet another Easter Sunday at home alone waiting in vain for Him to rise up and find all these eggs hidden in my ass

[Jenni @hashjenni]

If a monkey or a penguin had done this, the internet would be overflowing with feelings of pity...

[Eren 💋 @erenfromtargets]

Michael Jackson with Bob Marley in 1978

[la bella vita @drugproblem]

@Tinashe @jk_rowling

[No Context in Philadelphia @alwaysunnyooc]

Chappell Roan and her security guard

[MOJO 🔜 Florida Supercon @heyits_mojo]

In America they're arresting ppl for eating fruits off trees and connecting rainwater