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The resurrected corpse of 16th Century German knight Götz of the Iron Hand.

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@lorimanti44 @Martposting Gracias amigo.

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@currentlyheeb I like that he took the time to say he missed you while actively watching your house on fire.

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@Howlingmutant0 @AnderZin22 Women don't have urethras because they don't pee or poop. That guy really told on himself.

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@girlfromsouthie @MissMachiavelli How long have you two been married? High school really is the time to find lasting love.

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@AsianxProperty @SleepyLivers If you've been raped you need to go to the cops immediately after you are safe. Even a day or two is enough for vital evidence to degrade. If it's been enough time to be discussing texts with your boyfriend then nothing will come of going to the cops.

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@SleepyLivers This phrase indicates a woman's confusion and lack of understanding. When confronted with something about herself that she cannot understand, a woman will say "That's dumb" or "That's dumb, incel". This is usually followed by asking for external validation and crying.

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@CalebJoelFuller @pegobry_en Funnily enough, Tinder is based on Grindr.

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@amscanlon @RoisinMichaux A lot of women think that normal men are all sex crazed pigs but that somehow being attracted to other men (and therefore having far more options) makes a man a perfect, respectful angel.

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@RoisinMichaux First women came for the social clubs and gays said nothing because clubs were for straights.

Then women came for sports and gays said nothing because sports were for straights.

Finally women came for Grindr, and there was no one left to speak for the gays.

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@themostazezo @vers_laLune @eW8fkgAM52GS9xW Do you forgive your father for abandoning you yet, boy?!

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@KarlReiter5 Confirmation that Greeks are Asians due to Turkic admixture.

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@EricRichards22 Man, the Sri Lankans have next level troonification technology!

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@citadel_ops @bog_beef He's a Mulatto Southerner.

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@bog_beef Patriot.

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@10xWigger @uncledoomer They have always been like this, it's just that social faux pas of the past made a bit more sense than our current ones.

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@uncledoomer I remember faces well because I appreciate the design skills of the character modeler (God).

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@Cambam Always great to give your brother a gift! I'm glad you as so close!

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@JohnDoyle For the Pride community no running water and backed up toilets was a major plus.

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@reddit_lies Why is "I don't like Mexicans" so incomprehensible to people?"