@Dr_Nimbos “Elder dragons” as a classification always bothered me because there are distinct, repeating and easily observable patterns in physiology (six limbs, two wings, propensity for extreme elemental attacks) for a good majority of them. And then there’s the freaks.
@Zaunitez@AnimeTokki No then he would be a 70 something in a 40 year old body. He *could* wait until he was at least 18, and then have at anyone of legal age, but clearly that wouldn’t be exciting for the creeps who watch this show.
@Zaunitez@AnimeTokki No because that would make the 40 year olds creeps too. Let me make it clear: if your brain was time traveled back into your 12 year old body, and you decided to start hitting on 12 year old girls, I think you should be dragged into the street and shot.
@Michael80589945@catofsouls Outdoor cats shouldn’t be a thing and a bell is the least you could do to protect local wildlife. Cats prey drive operates independently from their hunger, they will kill things just because. https://t.co/A1JCsMe4Qw
@Arron_TK I can do isshin years out of practice off 4 beers first try. I can cheese out a malenia win in two or three attempts. Eigong takes me a full afternoon to relearn every time.
@TheHuntsladyMHW During my play through of 3 I once spent 25 minutes looking for a Rathian. Half the timer just to find one monster. I must have circled the entire map 6 times before I caught it. When I showed up it was flying away already, couldn’t even get a paintball off.
@2dark2souls They hid the scariest enemy on a 60 foot tall ceiling just to freak you the fuck out. Twice. They’ve always had fun with the enemies, even if the enemies aren’t explicitly funny.
@BleachedRaptor2@denpanopticon To be fair the antisocial space psychic whose dad built the mecha equivalent of the nuclear bomb probably didn’t have the brightest future ahead of him.