Captain Jotfog

I’ve got a school boy heart, a novelist’s eyes, stout sailor’s legs and a license to fly. -JB.

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@HollowM38743396 @Gutfeldfox @KatTimpf @FoxNews Totally agree. Kat does not have the chops to host.

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@Gutfeldfox For the love of God!!!!! Please don’t have Kat guest host anymore! She is a tolerable panelist but she is terrible at hosting. Her weird arm flapping, her delivery off the teleprompter, her weird glances at the audience when her deliveries don’t land, all make her unwatchable.

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@BernieSanders Hypocrite!!!!

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@BernieSanders Elon Musk Wealth
1992: $2500
1998: -$100,000 (student loan debt)
2026: $719 billion (innovation/hard work)

Let's do Bernie
1992: $592,541 (campaign donations)
2026: $15,000,000 (donations + net worth)

One creates hi-tech products and jobs, the other just takes, never makes.

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@rawsalerts Only $19,000?

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@rawsalerts 3

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@DefiantLs Quite the color palette…. Brown and red hair, beige and grey scalp, topped off by yellowing teeth.

Didn’t even need to look to know that there’s a septum ring.

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@Breaking911 @grok which democrat senators, if any, voted yes.

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@Breaking911 @grok which republican senators voted no?

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@Breaking911 @grok how did the senators from Texas vote?

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@SenAdamSchiff @MeidasTouch @MoveOn And you won’t be missed.

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@ConwayShow @KFIAM640 So glad to have you back on the 6-10 slot. Will you be doing the George Noory crossover at 9:50p?

Used to enjoy your commentary after he told you what was going to be in the show.

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Of course, I meant Evan.

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@EvanAndrewsWX So good to see you on TV Andrew! Here in Aubrey we finally climbed back above freezing just before 2pm. A little above 61 hours of freeze time.

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@Rania_22100 12
A+A=12, so A=6
B+B= 6, so B =3
Then follow order of operations:

6+3x2 =12 (3 times 2 first)
6+6 =12

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@Nasratu84019804 @KarluskaP Just found Tim Walz’s alt account!!

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@FOX4 Fox 4. You really shouldn’t let your intern have control of your social media. Poor form!

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@GovTimWalz You absolutely are just a tremendous retard!

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@jay_are38 @Matt_Pinner They all have bad gas!

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@TaraBull Not. One. Bit. Don’t know where women got the idea this was appealing. Oh wait yeah I do.

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@stats_feed Mandarin and German