Jourd 🌻🌻🌻

Timbers, Chelsea, Packers, Spartans, Tigers, Wyoming Cowboys, Winnipeg Jets. I voted Biden in ‘20.

[kate @ChineseLLM]

I just know Hunter Biden would make me feel like the prettiest girl in the whole Super 8 Motel off I-95

[Jourd 🌻🌻🌻 @Jourd_]

@JBT_86 We play our domestic soccer leagues both men’s and women’s all summer long you big babies

[Nothing Came to Mind @R_R_Rye]

There was something bizarrely enjoyable about grocery shopping at 3:00am. I miss it.

[𐌕 @fwtimini]

iPhone: I'm gonna update your software tonight while you sleep.

iPhone in the morning: I couldn't do it, bro. Just didn't feel right. The vibe was off.

[Jourd 🌻🌻🌻 @Jourd_]

@supcensors @JomboyMedia No bigger losers than poverty mariners and Indians fans

[Cassandra MacDonald @CassandraRules]

Its absurd that he cant just be put down. This should be a clear cut death penalty. They could just haul him outside and save taxpayers some money.

[Jourd 🌻🌻🌻 @Jourd_]

@GuardsJoey Be a mariners fan ✅

Tweet like a faggot ✅

[bumbadum @bumbadum14]

I’ll never forget at the end of The Big Short Ryan gosling longingly monologues about how people blamed “immigrants poor people and teachers” meanwhile it turns out it was literally because of immigrants poor people and teachers

[Buck Sexton @BuckSexton]

So the thug escalated the situation, knowing he had a knife to pull against an unarmed kid.
Savage, vile and cowardly.

[Jourd 🌻🌻🌻 @Jourd_]

@HeyPlainsChaser Yeah and Naylor tried to injure our best player yesterday. Fair is fair.

[Jourd 🌻🌻🌻 @Jourd_]

@HunterBiden @JoeyMannarino How about Navy Biden? Can we talk about her?

[Wilfred Reilly @wil_da_beast630]

Say his name.

[Jon Root @JonnyRoot_]

USMNT lost in a friendly vs Germany today as a tune-up for the World Cup in LGBTQ Pride jerseys…

America’s colors are red, white & blue, not rainbow.

PS: I wish Christian Pulisic was more like Blake Treinen & didn’t wear this Pride gear

[Jourd 🌻🌻🌻 @Jourd_]

@971theticketxyt Does this fucker want to work here or not?

[Syd Steyerhart @SydSteyerhart]

The goal is to make Emily Wilson's feminist translation of the Odyssey the only translation available to anyone. It's already universal across university curriculums and it's the only one you are likely to ever see in bookstores again.

The evil intent is palpable.

[Prussian Blues Traveler @NWordBiden]

Black witnesses:“We watched this psychopath brutally murder our teammate and friend for no reason”
Black twitter:

[Jim Costa @JimCosta_]

Poor Dave

[Joe Pompliano @JoePompliano]

This is the wildest World Cup story yet. If someone in Toronto sells a ticket above face value they get fined $25,000 yet the city of Toronto bought 3,500 World Cup tickets early and then sold them to taxpayers at a markup as a “revenue generation strategy.” What the hell man.

[Jourd 🌻🌻🌻 @Jourd_]

@cardboard321 @ninjak9er5641 Last Mariners World Series was when?

[Jourd 🌻🌻🌻 @Jourd_]

@FranmilsEyebrow Nobody cares about your poverty franchise