Jourdan Kelly

forever trying to be as funny as Sienna Masullo

[Jourdan Kelly @JourdanMasullo]

Quotes from grandma while plying board games:

“Son of a .. sea cook”

[Praise @tufpraise]

Because pedophiles are in power

[william aftons lawyer @sprjngbonnie]

matthew the man that you are

[eliza ˙⋆✮ @enchantedflms]

bold of u to assume i ever stopped calling it twitter

[gio 𓅨 SOTR SPOILERS @itchyhaybitchy]

lionsgate dropping the craziest hunger games edit to exist and i am UNWELL the casting director needs a smooch

[rose @wynrosei]

I just heard this girl say, "If men didn't have to wipe their ass, toilet paper would not be free in public spaces. bleeding is also a natural bodily function, but because men don't do it, it's not treated as universal."

[cart @cartjams]

bella thorne joins the cast and convinces rue to move to nyc to star in a daily dance show with her

[⭐️🎀🌱 @watermeIonsvgar]

about 27 harries just made their tattoo appointment

[anna bea @axlsugar]

“i don't like harry styles”
me automatically:

[𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐮𝐤𝐮𝐧𝐚 ☢ @King_Sukunaaa]

He was a fucking podcaster

[andrea✨ @hestkiss63]

Average Pop by Harry Styles listener behavior

[HSD💋🪩 @hsdaily]

🤔

[✧ 𝓢𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓮 ✧ @upshine3]

if women stay pure, who exactly are men gaining experience with?

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

Americans were forced to pay $175 billion in illegal Trump tariffs and now the refunds are going to corporations instead of back to the people who got robbed.

[marta. @martewin]

tiktok editors need to be stopped

[elisha 🌱 @7Osloveontour]

attending harryween once would fix all my issues

[FanDuel Sportsbook @FDSportsbook]

When you accidentally become important at work

[dimitra @kissyfloral]

and whoever made the choice for harry to walk out to where is my husband needs an immediate raise