J Alternative Facts

the greatest scientific research peer reviewed by politicians and approved by public relations / submissions accepted via tweet

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Preview of our 1st issue: Scientistonce, I.A. (2017). We Have All the Best Climates, Really, They're Great. #JournalOfAlternativeFacts 1(1).

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Early reports reveal that the #MarchForScience consists only of a small gathering of Dr. Doom, Dr. Evil, Dr. Octopus, and this guy.

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Chaffetz, J. & Ryan, P. (2017). Economic Analysis for Healthcare Affordability: Deactivating $8k/year iPhones. Journal of Alternative Facts. https://t.co/qW4neAF7BQ

[Steven Dennis @StevenTDennis]

AARP estimates eyepopping ***$8400 hike in Premiums*** for a 64-year-old making *$15,000* a year under Ryancare, plus copays.

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Carson, B. (2017). Tracking visa application processes for immigration from 17th century Africa. Journal of Alternative Facts 5(1).

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Madred, G. Stardate 4360.8. There Are Five Lights. Journal of Alternative Facts 124(1). https://t.co/EHRfWu8Kfc

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Pence, M. (2017). Longitudinal Study on Positive Impact of "Freedom" and "Responsibility" in Fighting Cancer. Journal of Alternative Facts. https://t.co/Z02takntJk

[Vice President Mike Pence Archived @VP45]

ObamaCare will be replaced with something that actually works—bringing freedom and individual responsibility back to American health care.

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We encourage contributors to make use of the "alternative data" that will soon be distributed by the white house! https://t.co/Bbaq2YtTA8

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Happer, W. (2017). Climate So-Called Science. Journal of Alternative Facts. [Includes glassy-eyed cultist chants!] https://t.co/YpfuyEdWKg

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Forthcoming, exciting discovery from J. Humphrey that women are asexual & men have no responsibility for pregnancy! https://t.co/HddyPrAttB

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Here are JAF we do not believe in paywalls except the wall that Mexico is paying for. https://t.co/q7iDbBXeti

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Trump, D.J. (2017). Building Walls Is Easy: Lessons from Legos and Lincoln Logs. Journal of Alternative Facts 3(1). https://t.co/XehMulunWp

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Kennedy, R. (2017) Evidence of Link Between Vaccines & the Falcons' Super Bowl Loss. Journal of Alternative Facts 5(1)

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Kennedy, R. (2017) Evidence of Link Between Vaccines & Your Favorite Game of Thrones Character's Death. Journal of Alternative Facts 5(1)

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Kennedy, R. (2017) Evidence of Link Between Vaccines & Whatever Happens to be Wrong with Your Child Today. Journal of Alternative Facts 5(1)

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Kennedy, R. (2017). Evidence of Link Between Vaccines and #SnowDay2017. Journal of Alternative Facts 5(1).

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Kennedy, R. (2017). Evidence of Link Between Vaccines and Literally All That is Wrong With the World. Journal of Alternative Facts 5(1).

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Kennedy, R. (2017). Evidence of Link Between Vaccines and Voting for Donald Trump. Journal of Alternative Facts 5(1).

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Kennedy, R. (2017). Evidence of Link Between Vaccines and Terrorism. Journal of Alternative Facts 5(1).

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Kennedy, R. (2017). Actual Evidence of Link Between Vaccines and Autism. Journal of Alternative Facts 5(1). https://t.co/CisbBmGRvg

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McConnell, M. (2017). Techniques for convincing women to not persist. Journal of Alternative Facts 3(2). #ShePersisted

[Dr. Casey Fiesler is no longer on here @cfiesler]

Dear @JournalAltFacts readers: I hope some laughs help get you through ❤ But maintain hope with the most important thing: DO GOOD SCIENCE!