Tᴇᴅ Mᴏsʙʏ

ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴀᴋɪɴɢ ᴀ ᴄʜᴀɴᴄᴇ ᴛʜᴇɴ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴇʟʟ ᴀʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏɪɴɢ?

[Tᴇᴅ Mᴏsʙʏ @JovialArchitect]

@LaserTagChamp "But… you… I give up, Barney. You're right. I don't understand weekend at Barney's."

He ran a hand through his hair.

[Rᴇᴍᴜs Lᴜᴘɪɴ. @ReservedLupin]

“ｒｉｄｄｉｋｕｌｕｓ.”

-ɴᴇᴡ ʀᴇᴍᴜs
-ᴍᴀʀᴀᴜᴅᴇʀs ᴇʀᴀ
-ᴇxᴛʀᴇᴍᴇʟʏ ʟɪᴛᴇʀᴀᴛᴇ
-#ᴄᴀᴄᴛᴜs
-sʜɪᴘs ᴡɪᴛʜ ʟɪʟʏ/sɪʀɪᴜs/ᴄʜᴇᴍ

ʀᴛ?

[Tᴇᴅ Mᴏsʙʏ @JovialArchitect]

@LaserTagChamp "Y'know that chicks don't want to bang dead people, right?"

He worried for Barney sometimes…

…all the time.

[Tᴇᴅ Mᴏsʙʏ @JovialArchitect]

@HaaaveYouMetTed «vaguely remember her. It might help more if that picture was of her /face/."

[Tᴇᴅ Mᴏsʙʏ @JovialArchitect]

@HaaaveYouMetTed

"Dude!"

Ted's features instantly screwed up as he batted the phone away. He didn't high five Barney.

"Yeah I guess I»

[Tᴇᴅ Mᴏsʙʏ @JovialArchitect]

Ted chuckled, patting Tracy's head sympathetically and bringing it closer to his chest. https://t.co/y7GO0OHCO5

[Tᴇᴅ Mᴏsʙʏ @JovialArchitect]

Ted hears the sound of @HaaaveYouMetTed 's voice and turns, exhaling rather loudly.

"What's up, Barney?"

[Tᴇᴅ Mᴏsʙʏ @JovialArchitect]

"Riight. And I guess the milk and cookies were dairy free?"
Ted smirks. https://t.co/y3FKCrlhoF

[Tᴇᴅ Mᴏsʙʏ @JovialArchitect]

"Where's my girl?"

[Tᴇᴅ Mᴏsʙʏ @JovialArchitect]

"Tracy, baby, you can't be lactose intolerant and still eat an entire tub of Ben and Jerry's in one sitting." https://t.co/IzRBkxcAIL

[Tᴇᴅ Mᴏsʙʏ @JovialArchitect]

Steps back slightly.

"No, Tracy. It's:

Legend…
Wait for it.
DARY!
LEGENDARY." https://t.co/ycpmSbEpxp

[Tᴇᴅ Mᴏsʙʏ @JovialArchitect]

"Awesome, as ever.
Atleast that's what he's telling me." https://t.co/wuLWobW2oT

[Tᴇᴅ Mᴏsʙʏ @JovialArchitect]

.: it sucks. But we should totally RP when we're fixed! https://t.co/yxmA70G3JJ

[ᴬᴸᴰᴿᴵᴺ @MsLilyAldrin]

Same with me, but my laptop </3 https://t.co/vZw6W4T23C

[Tᴇᴅ Mᴏsʙʏ @JovialArchitect]

.: My phone is very broken right now so I don't know how quick replies will be. Should be getting a new one soon.

[Tᴇᴅ Mᴏsʙʏ @JovialArchitect]

@LaserTagChamp "Sure, if awesome is dreaming that when you die, your friends will take your body on holiday so you can bang some chicks."

[Tᴇᴅ Mᴏsʙʏ @JovialArchitect]

"That… is very true."
Ted smirked slightly, rubbing Tracy's back soothingly. https://t.co/bCuiPRVZBG

[Tᴇᴅ Mᴏsʙʏ @JovialArchitect]

"Good morning."

[Barney Stinson @LaserTagChamp]

"Okay, I'm here. You're life just got way more awesome."

•New to character and fandom
•Definitely not new to RP
•Any season
•Please RT.

[Tᴇᴅ Mᴏsʙʏ @JovialArchitect]

«he hugged his girlfriend close, kissing the top of her head. https://t.co/L7gLABQ4T2

[Tᴇᴅ Mᴏsʙʏ @JovialArchitect]

Ted held his chest, as if he had been hurt there, like he did whenever that nickname was muttered.

Nevertheless,» https://t.co/L7gLABQ4T2