Jodie Wheeler

[Jodie Wheeler @Jowheelerr]

Me: I have 9 friends

Friend: Pineapple doesn’t belong on pizza

Me: https://t.co/GCzx2sLXJX

[Ashlynne Gross @Ashlynne_Gross]

One minute you’re young and listening to Broccoli at a house party with a backpack full of booze, the next you’re excited about a new vacuum.

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

auntie anne's can make a pretzel by herself, yet it takes five guys to make a burger. that's pretty telling.

[niggasbebrokeokayy @khilanii]

*$1400 Stimmy Hit*

Me : Can I Have A Oreo McFlurry

Mcdonald's: The Machine Is Down

Me : Ii How Much It Cost To Fix It

[knee yo @Neyogems]

My mom when I opened up a bag of candy in the backseat of the car

[🥲🦋💫 @snuffulufuguss]

Chris Harrison:
LET ME FILL YOU IN. YOU’RE GETTING ENGAGED.
Dale:
#TheBachelorette

[Sallie Hammett @SallieGHammett]

I wrote my dog an obituary because of course I did. He was the best boy.

[Maddie @mv_pp_]

your attraction to toxic men started when you picked zack over cody

[Kim @kmbcrly]

I miss 2010 when the only pandemic we had was Bieber Fever

[Jodie Wheeler @Jowheelerr]

@KyleTomlin 😂😂😂😂

[lmao @aayylmao]

should i stare at the ceiling or the floor tonight

[Hoover @Hooverr]

what if the government wants us inside because they’re going to surprise us with a new water park

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

The line between snack and meal has never in history been this blurred