Joxzy OTOR

Writer || Unconventional || Musician || Tormentor of Misogynists/Misandrits|| My INK will make you pause to THINK.

[Joxzy OTOR @JoxzyOTOR]

I laugh at Nigerians who genuinely believe that any of these political parties are here to "save them"

A laughter of sadness!

[Joxzy OTOR @JoxzyOTOR]

@OfficialAPCNg rigged themselves in their primaries.
@OfficialPDPNig, @NgLabour, @ADCNig and @NigeriaNDCHQ, all rigged themselves. In the general #elections, the party that is OUT-RIGGED will come crying to innocent and desperate Nigerians.

[Joxzy OTOR @JoxzyOTOR]

@OfficialAPCNg rigged themselves in their primaries.
@OfficialPDPNig, @NgLabour, @ADCNig and @NigeriaNDCHQ, all rigged themselves. In the general #elections, the party that is OUT-RIGGED will come crying to innocent and desperate Nigerians.

[Joxzy OTOR @JoxzyOTOR]

Lol! @Arsenal played 120 mins plus over 15mins of added time yet managed less than 300 passes and 25% of ball possession.
2 whole hours of football with less than 300 passes.
#UCL

[Joxzy OTOR @JoxzyOTOR]

@sowore Ideally, this should work. All we need to do as a country is to cut off the exorbitant money that is made available to our political office holders.

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What a way to counter the disinformation flying around.

Here is wishing you a successful and peaceful primary elections across the country.

May Nigeria be great.

[Nigeria Democratic Congress @NigeriaNDCHQ]

PRESS STATEMENT

The Nigeria Democratic Congress (NDC) wishes to inform the general public that our party primaries are scheduled to hold tomorrow, 29th May 2026.

It is therefore impossible and illogical for any primary results or winners to have emerged when the primaries are yet to take place.

We strongly urge the public and all well-meaning Nigerians to completely disregard the fake NDC primary results and false rumours currently circulating. Any result that does not emanate from official party sources should be disregarded.

NDC remains committed to a transparent and credible primary process. We appeal to all our supporters and registered members to stay vigilant and ignore any unverified information.
Thank you.

Signed:

Barrister Ikenna Morgan Enekweizu
National Secretary 
Nigeria Democratic Congress (NDC)

[Joxzy OTOR @JoxzyOTOR]

@NigeriaNDCHQ What a way to counter the disinformation flying around.

Here is wishing you a successful and peaceful primary elections across the country.

May Nigeria be great.

[Joxzy OTOR @JoxzyOTOR]

No shades, but smokers no really need to understand the lyrics of the song. Once they start smoking, they play any fast American #trap #music.

They don't understand shiiiiit, na Eeeeegbo dey worry Dem🙄

[Joxzy OTOR @JoxzyOTOR]

Unless you’re still traumatized by your years in Lagos, it’s Coleslaw, not Go-Slow.
Repeat after me: Coleslaw.
Now, go and SIN no more🤪

[Joxzy OTOR @JoxzyOTOR]

If you don’t want to bite your tongue while waiting for your food, eat what you know. Which one be "Give me Rice and Go-Slow"? It’s Coleslaw, Agnes 🙄

[Joxzy OTOR @JoxzyOTOR]

If you don’t want to bite your tongue while waiting for your food, eat what you know. Which one be "Give me Rice and Go-Slow"? It’s Coleslaw, Agnes 🙄

[Joxzy OTOR @JoxzyOTOR]

Your love language na "Money bouquet" but you no sabi speak am. Agnes, you be Tifffff!

[Joxzy OTOR @JoxzyOTOR]

A guy who cannot afford the phone of your choice isn't deserving of you. But you, are you deserving of yourself? Can you afford the phone, answer me, Agnes🙄

[Joxzy OTOR @JoxzyOTOR]

A guy who cannot afford the phone of your choice isn't deserving of you. But you, are you deserving of yourself? Can you afford the phone, answer me, Agnes🙄

[Joxzy OTOR @JoxzyOTOR]

Of course, you know I mean the excessive usage and almost if not ABSOLUTE reliance on AI bots!

[Joxzy OTOR @JoxzyOTOR]

AI is damaging the brains of Nigerians!
I am being conservative by not saying "Has DAMAGED" 🤦🏽

[Joxzy OTOR @JoxzyOTOR]

Of course, you know I mean the excessive usage and almost if not ABSOLUTE reliance on AI bots!

[Joxzy OTOR @JoxzyOTOR]

AI is damaging the brains of Nigerians!
I am being conservative by not saying "Has DAMAGED" 🤦🏽

[Joxzy OTOR @JoxzyOTOR]

Your responsibility to kids is stability, love, and co-parenting. That doesn't require you to stay married to someone you're INCOMPATIBLE with.

[Joxzy OTOR @JoxzyOTOR]

Kids are perceptive. They pick up on tension, resentment, and coldness. "Staying for the kids" often creates more damage than a clean separation!

[Joxzy OTOR @JoxzyOTOR]

Kids are perceptive. They pick up on tension, resentment, and coldness. "Staying for the kids" often creates more damage than a clean separation!

[Joxzy OTOR @JoxzyOTOR]

Marriage is a partnership between 2 adults. If the adult relationship is broken and the only glue is "we have kids", you end up modeling a DYSFUNCTIONAL relationship for those kids!

[Joxzy OTOR @JoxzyOTOR]

Marriage is a partnership between 2 adults. If the adult relationship is broken and the only glue is "we have kids", you end up modeling a DYSFUNCTIONAL relationship for those kids!

[Joxzy OTOR @JoxzyOTOR]

Marriage is a partnership between 2 adults. If the adult relationship is broken and the only glue is "we have kids", you end up modeling a DYSFUNCTIONAL relationship for those kids!

[Joxzy OTOR @JoxzyOTOR]

Nobody gets married to their kids! You are married to your spouse. If you have to "fix" your marriage SOLELY because of your kids then that is your cue to QUIT!

[Joxzy OTOR @JoxzyOTOR]

Nobody gets married to their kids! You are married to your spouse. If you have to "fix" your marriage SOLELY because of your kids then that is your cue to QUIT!

[Joxzy OTOR @JoxzyOTOR]

A top Nollywood Actor passes on, but "cryptic posts" because CURIOSITY & SUSPENSE bring more engagement. Rest, Alex. You were great!

[Kate Amaka Henshaw @HenshawKate]

I just heard a terrible news!!😭😭😭😭
Father Lord plsssss🥹🙏🏽