Joy Dutch

you chose books, i chose looks

[Joy Dutch @JoyBetterKnow]

from the bottom of my heart have a shite christmas @realDonaldTrump you gigantic arse honker !!

[Joy Dutch @JoyBetterKnow]

Fiona Bruce is a Tory pass it on #BBCQT #WeLoveMickLynch

[Joy Dutch @JoyBetterKnow]

Yo @Spotify can we get a Wrapped monthly breakdown to more accurately review the peaks and troughs in our mental health and chart personal breakdowns throughout the year? Asking for a friend 👀

[Whitelines Snowboarding Mag @whitelinesmag]

"We wanted to pay tribute to some of the trailblazers who have fought tooth and nail to allow us to be here and highlight some of the rockstars that’ll elevate women’s snowboarding to new heights"

https://t.co/n1gJvxjSMX

[Joy Dutch @JoyBetterKnow]

“When a camper sends you chocolate as a thank you for being the best”

[Joy Dutch @JoyBetterKnow]

@clairemckennaa Tories stink x

[Joy Dutch @JoyBetterKnow]

the biggest first world problem of going on holiday is taking off your sunglasses and realising you’re not as tanned as you thought you were, turns out you’ve just been catfishing yourself with a proper ray ban tan

[its gracey bitch @GraceMckie]

Omfg.. @JoyBetterKnow just bought herself a pair of heelys 😂 I can’t deal. So fukin jealous right now

[Joy Dutch @JoyBetterKnow]

@clairemckennaa hello x

[Joy Dutch @JoyBetterKnow]

going live on Instagram in 10 mins to shove a Greggs vegan sausage roll up my arse to protest peirs Morgan being a complete cunt xx

[Joy Dutch @JoyBetterKnow]

@clairemckennaa why have you still got ur hat on??

[Joy Dutch @JoyBetterKnow]

@hoan_hoah ‘Sure thing, fellow professional collaborator’ WWJD? (what would junes do)

[Joy Dutch @JoyBetterKnow]

fuck birthday cards send thank you letters to my mum

[Joy Dutch @JoyBetterKnow]

Now that I’ve left Chicago I feel safe to say that their deep dish pizza is a poor excuse for a chewy sandal smeared with tomato sauce

[Joy Dutch @JoyBetterKnow]

I’m playing a new game where I say really weird shit and see if people agree with me “the nose is the butthole of the face” is my personal favourite so far

[Joy Dutch @JoyBetterKnow]

Steps for making friends in America:
1. Have an English accent.

That’s literally it. It’s so wild- I can say literally anything and people listen and agree because they like my voice.

[Joy Dutch @JoyBetterKnow]

@penny_noah hahaaa there’re only human they can’t help but be mesmerised by this velvety smooth voice 😎

[Joy Dutch @JoyBetterKnow]

fuck off @realDonaldTrump you are not welcome here you huge battycrease #TrumpVisitUK

[Joy Dutch @JoyBetterKnow]

@modern_biology a sweet slobbery angel 💓

[Joy Dutch @JoyBetterKnow]

garlic bread burps 😈