Joy Wills

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[Joy Wills @JoyWills]

This weekend as I was leaving the bar, a cute guy asked me for my number.

I thought, sure why not?

15 minutes later he sends this screenshot of me ghosting him exactly one year ago from the day.

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@HuntPalmer88 I think this means you’re an honorary open micer in North Carolina

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@HuntPalmer88 any ticket hookups for this weekend ??

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Walked into the Lexus dealership and told them it looks like a dentist’s office.

Immediate upperhand. They may just give me a car out of respect.

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@duxpup @TonyRideDatPony

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What’s the point of getting an Uber Comfort if they’re gonna fart up a storm I ask you

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Does anyone have recommendations for a doctor in Charlotte? Just found out mine types with his index fingers and now I feel like I’ve been part of an MLM scheme for the past 6 years.

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This is the opposite of scared straight for me

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Elizabeth Holmes and Jen Shah have become friends in prison, @people reports.

“They’re friends. They’re both rehabilitating and have bonded over being on this journey of positive change. Their situations brought them together, and they have a good understanding of one another. They’re getting through it together.”

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Justin Timberlake doesn’t care about *NSYNC, he cares about his life’s work and legacy that is the Trolls franchise.

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One of my male coworkers memorized this tweet and used it to make small talk with me in an attempt to relate and honestly A+

[Pop Base @PopBase]

The Federal Reserve credits Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour with boosting the US economy.

Hotel bookings have seen the strongest growth since the beginning of the pandemic.

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@ChrisAlanComedy You are in for such a journey.

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I love this bit sm.

[charlie @chunkbardey]

my social security number 🥰

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If you see me smiling at my phone it’s bc of something I said

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Adults to kids: don’t trust strangers, even if they offer you candy.

Also adults: You better be good or that fat guy from the mall wont bring you any presents.

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@TonyRideDatPony @duxpup

[Trisha Paytas @trishapaytas]

She has arrived. Malibu Barbie Paytas-Hacmon born 09.14.22 at 8.9 lbs and 21 1/2” 💕🙏🏼🥹

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Do u think the Queen ever wore a t shirt. Like a comfort colors

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If people had told me how much Gordon Ramsay calls grown men “big boy” I would’ve started watching the food network a lot sooner.

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@Porta_Jonalliss Wonder why

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Ab to absolutely embarrass myself on this plane by watching the original Top Gun for the first time for both of my row mates to see.

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It seems as though this may be hereditary. @planetholly18

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My worst and best quality is the loyalty I have to the Kardashians